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A COLLECTION OF DILBERT CARTOONS ON LEAN AND/OR SIXSIGMA
                                 Dilbert’s boss does all he can to discourage ideas
                         Contributo da 5ª Edição da PG em Lean Management em b7elearning (Março de 2012)




1/19/07: Pointy-haired boss wants to combine Lean and Six Sigma.




6/17/11: Wally misunderstands what a “kaizen” should be all about.




PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT
(modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012)                                             www.cltservices.net
9/30/11: Dilbert’s boss doesn’t want ideas




1/31/07: Lean has a “bias for action,” while Six Sigma sometimes suffers from a “bias for
more analysis.”




1/26/06: I don’t mean to be highlighting strips that mock Six Sigma. Many of these Six
Sigma jokes could be applied just the same to Lean (or “L.A.M.E.“).




PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT
(modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012)               www.cltservices.net
3/21/05: Maybe he meant “lean up” in a very colloquial sense, not really talking about Lean
Management.




10/6/01: The Lean philosophy embraces the concept of “no problems is a problem.” We
have to uncover and understand the root cause of our problems… but first we have to
admit we have them.




10/3/01: Again, the same joke could be made with Lean.




PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT
(modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012)               www.cltservices.net
10/4/01: Again, not just picking on Six Sigma.




10/5/01: Wow, Dogbert doesn’t practice the Lean concept of “respect for people,” does he?




9/9/05: Dilbert’s company really misapplies Lean 5S principles.




PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT
(modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012)              www.cltservices.net
12/5/94: Too many organizations, sadly, just try to copy Toyota instead of really
understanding what’s behind Lean and the Toyota Production System.




3/13/91: Wow, this is an old strip.




3/14/03: Poor Dilbert.




PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT
(modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012)                 www.cltservices.net
2/13/11: This illustrates how Dilbert’s boss is not a Lean Thinker.




1/18/09: More waste illustrated at Dilbert’s company.




12/4/2008: Dilbert’s company is not big on employee ideas or “Kaizen,” apparently.




PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT
(modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012)              www.cltservices.net
11/11/2010: Dilbert’s boss blames people, not the system




2/24/2004: Again, punishing people who take risks:




New addition: 4/18/1999 — Patty the Process Person who “doesn’t know how to do
anything” :-)




Source: Dilbert.com



PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT
(modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012)           www.cltservices.net

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Dilbert Cartoons on Lean & Six Sigma

  • 1. A COLLECTION OF DILBERT CARTOONS ON LEAN AND/OR SIXSIGMA Dilbert’s boss does all he can to discourage ideas Contributo da 5ª Edição da PG em Lean Management em b7elearning (Março de 2012) 1/19/07: Pointy-haired boss wants to combine Lean and Six Sigma. 6/17/11: Wally misunderstands what a “kaizen” should be all about. PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT (modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012) www.cltservices.net
  • 2. 9/30/11: Dilbert’s boss doesn’t want ideas 1/31/07: Lean has a “bias for action,” while Six Sigma sometimes suffers from a “bias for more analysis.” 1/26/06: I don’t mean to be highlighting strips that mock Six Sigma. Many of these Six Sigma jokes could be applied just the same to Lean (or “L.A.M.E.“). PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT (modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012) www.cltservices.net
  • 3. 3/21/05: Maybe he meant “lean up” in a very colloquial sense, not really talking about Lean Management. 10/6/01: The Lean philosophy embraces the concept of “no problems is a problem.” We have to uncover and understand the root cause of our problems… but first we have to admit we have them. 10/3/01: Again, the same joke could be made with Lean. PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT (modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012) www.cltservices.net
  • 4. 10/4/01: Again, not just picking on Six Sigma. 10/5/01: Wow, Dogbert doesn’t practice the Lean concept of “respect for people,” does he? 9/9/05: Dilbert’s company really misapplies Lean 5S principles. PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT (modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012) www.cltservices.net
  • 5. 12/5/94: Too many organizations, sadly, just try to copy Toyota instead of really understanding what’s behind Lean and the Toyota Production System. 3/13/91: Wow, this is an old strip. 3/14/03: Poor Dilbert. PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT (modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012) www.cltservices.net
  • 6. 2/13/11: This illustrates how Dilbert’s boss is not a Lean Thinker. 1/18/09: More waste illustrated at Dilbert’s company. 12/4/2008: Dilbert’s company is not big on employee ideas or “Kaizen,” apparently. PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT (modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012) www.cltservices.net
  • 7. 11/11/2010: Dilbert’s boss blames people, not the system 2/24/2004: Again, punishing people who take risks: New addition: 4/18/1999 — Patty the Process Person who “doesn’t know how to do anything” :-) Source: Dilbert.com PG EM LEAN MANAGEMENT (modalidade realizada em formação à distância – Março de 2012) www.cltservices.net