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I am in my cave, and looking out kind of furtive,
The reason being, psychologically, I am low assertive,
It seems to me with dinosaurs just outside the cave,
Its entirely reasonable now, to be anything but brave,
But the tribal psychiatrist insists that I must face my fears,
And he issued me with stones, and little wooden spears,
And so I went out bravely, into the land of fools,
And got quickly eaten because I lacked the proper tools.
He pauses for best effect, and to let the chuckles die,
But they always ended up, as just amusing little chews,
And just when they were despondent, try as they might,
For if you are to triumph, over the odds against the rules,
You will need a bigger club, or ideally 21st century tools,
But PCs and internets where things have to be right,
So ignore your Psychiatrist when problems rear their head,
The poem you just heard and wondered at in awe,
Is a totally new creation and not cribbed from one before,
And the Tutor is a Fowler, mentioned on the training
                       pages,
Who uses methods slightly more in tune to current ages,
There may not be any dinosaurs lurking on your drive,
But these days a super virus may be all too much alive,
And dodgy linking areas, and your ranking quickly sinks.
So crawl out of your cave and click on the link to tools,
That validate bad html and make your website cool,
That check your viability and show you where you are,
And put you back in charge, instead of watching from afar,
Google will love you, the more you do right and sound,
And these tools will pare away all that is not allowed,
And should you need an expert we are here never doubt,
Not with psychiatric counseling, but with proper technical
                          clout.
One day I stepped outside my cave, and the creatures
                   were in shock,
No I had brought a massive tank, and though it was
                    overkill,
I flattened all the bloody creatures that ever wished me ill,
And so instead of cowering, like me come out clanking,
And visit the Gurus tools site, and develop your prime
                       ranking.
Please visit:
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