2. INT.SLAUGHTERHOUSE.DAY
A chicken awoke to find himself moving slowly on a conveyor
belt. The chicken had to act fast. Noticing another conveyor
belt he knew that this was a life death situation he decided
to take the risk. He leaped and before he knew it he had
landed face first into another chicken like animal.
TURKEYTON
*Shouts in texan voice*
Hey, get offa meh!!!
CHICKEN GRILLS
*Voice is Batmans voice*
I’m Chicken Grills i eat barbed
wire for breakfast. Don’t ever tell
me what to do.
TURKEYTON
I’m Turkeyton, now how do we get
outta here, cadet.
CHICKEN GRILLS
We have to stop the conveyor belt
before we get cooked alive, and
turned into Fried Chicken.
TURKEYTON
Fried chicken is the best chicken.
No offense, Cadet.
(Chicken Grills looks at him
disappointingly)
*bang*
(Turkeyton falls over other
Turkey and hits his head.)
TURKEYTON
I can see turkey Jesus, he’s
fabulous.
CHICKEN GRILLS
What the hell is wrong with you, you turkey nugget. Don’t
make me eat you.
(Chicken Grills licks his
lips)
*licking of the lips seductively*
(Turkeyton stands up stumbling
around)
(CONTINUED)
3. CONTINUED: 2.
TURKEYTON
Praise the lord how do we get outta
here?
(Light shines towards open
window with a pole vault
leaning against it)
CHICKEN GRILLS
Well, thats convenient. Guess i
won’t have to eat you after all.
TURKEYTON
Thank you Lord for showing us the
way.
(On his hands and knees
praying to Turkey Jesus)
CHICKEN GRILLS
Stop your gibber gaber, fool! It’s
time to get outta here.
(Runs towards pole vault, and
falls)
TURKEYTON
Don’t worry I’ll get it.
(Runs into the wall and knocks
himself out)
CHICKEN GRILLS
(face palm)
TURKEYTON
zZzZzZzZzZzZzZ *Snoring*
CHICKEN GRILLS
Aw god damnit!
(Lifts Turkeyton up as he grabs hold of the pole vault)
(Chicken Grills starts his
massive run up towards window,
and leaps through)
*Dramatic Musics Plays*
*Conveyor belt sound throughout scene*
*Chicken Grills cries out in pain*
(Turkeyton lands straight
ontop of Chicken Grills)
CHICKEN GRILLS
Holy mother of Chicken.
(CONTINUED)
4. CONTINUED: 3.
(Says this as he looks up to
the road ahead of big red
Trucks)
TURKEYTON
(Turkeyton Starts to wake up,
and looks up)
Hey, Chicken Grills!!
CHICKEN GRILLS
What is it?
TURKEYTON
Why did the chicken... cross the
road?
CHICKEN GRILLS
Why
TURKEYTON
To get to the other side. You
idiot, why else would he cross the
road.
This was the day that chickens and Turkeys became enemies.
All because of one joke.
(END)
