How to give bad presentation

1. How to give a bad presentation?
Prepared by Supervised by
Ziyad Siso Dr. Numan Kanar

2. Introduction
A bad presentation includes a bad background and consists of big or very
tiny fonts, I will try to show and indicate how to give a bad presentation,
so there are some points of bad presentations maybe some of them are simple
points but make a vast impact on presenter and listener.

3. Fonts color
On the rare occasions where you can't avoid using a
figure of some kind, choose colors which will render
parts of it "invisible" when projected on the screen.

4. Fontssize
Use a small font(less than 18 point). This ensures that anyone further than the front
row won't be able to read it and they will become bored and frustrated more
quickly.

5. Choose color schemes at random
On the rare occasions where you can't avoid using a figure of some
kind, choose colors which will render parts of it "invisible" when projected
on the screen. Then you can tell the audience with a straight face that it
looked fine on your PC at home.

6. Never use pictures
Use lots of text, preferably in a small font with full long-winded
sentences. Large blocks of text ensure they won't make the effort to read
your slides, so you can put anything on your slides.

7. Too Much Information
You know so much about the topic, that you jump from here to there and
back again talking about everything there is to know about your brand new
widget, and no one can follow the thread of the presentation.

8. Having lots of slide
Have lots of slides, preferably several for every minute you intend to talk.
In fact, bring along extra so that you can go over your time limit with
ammunition to spare.

9. Having lots of animation effects
preferably one of each type. The same applies for sound effects. Some people
have even managed to combine more than one effect. One person had managed
to combine the bounce with the spiral to create a truly spectacular animation
effect. I can't recall what she talked about but I still have visions of the bouncing
spinning picture as it came into the slide.

10. Too much content
The hallmark of the bad presenter is too much content. The more you
say, the more you have to explain and so the more you have to keep on
saying. And if the presentation appears complicated and confused, the
audience will assume that the presenter is also confused.

11. Start Out Weak
An audience typically gives a speaker about 30 seconds before they
judge whether to pay attention or not. If you start out weak and lose them,
you’ll never get them back.

12. Never introduce yourself
That makes it harder for them to hunt you down later, after your
presentation has finished.

13. Yawning
when you go to on stage start with yawn so much times yawn then the
audience neglect your presentation they feel you are sleepy presenter.

14. Ignore the time
Never start on time. 15-30 minutes is fashionably late.
Then make sure to run over your allotted time by at least 30
minutes so that they fee like they had full measure.

15. Rudeness
Never consider the audience, and especially never consider
what they might want or need.

16. Talking a bout your personality
Never talk about your presentation talk about your especially life and
admire your self

17. Wearing the informal clothes
When you present your presentation wear untidy and
wrong clothes because your clothes confuse the audience.

18. Standing without moving
Either stand completely still without any movement or bounce around
the platform as if you've just swallowed a bottle of amphetamines.

19. Standing in front of the smart board
It is one of the worst point for the presenters and audiences while he
or she stand in front of smart board because the audiences can not see the
information on the slides.

20. Never Make Eye Contact
Never look any of the audience in the eye. Look at the screen, the ceiling,
the floor or either side wall. If you feel forced to look at the audience to check
if they are asleep or have left, then use the "radar sweep" where you sweep
your eyes over their heads and then look at the screen again.

21. Speak very softly or very loudly
Also speak very slowly with frequent long pauses or very quickly and
non-stop. Speak in a perfectly rhythmical monotone. Clench your jaw so that
your mouth can't open properly – after all, if it was good enough for Clint
Eastwood, then it's good enough for them.

22. Not listening to advice
Arrogant presenters who don’t listen to advice are bad presenters.
Arrogance when added to incompetence creates a toxic mix more corrosive
than battery acid – damaging the outcome of presentations, product launches,
marketing campaigns and business plans.

23. Spelling and grammatical mistakes
1_ I hva I prsenttio about howu uoy give a pad presenttiuo lets
starty.
2_ I has and she have a good points for me presentation so you were
now here,

24. Having mistakes
Continuously keep count of every mistake you've made or fact you forgot
to mention. Criticize yourself ruthlessly and remorselessly – preferably with a
high-pitched tone that reminds you of a dental drill. If possible, hyperventilate
by taking shallow gasping breaths in your upper chest. Notice any sweaty
palms or shaking and criticize yourself for these as well. Hold the laser pointer
at one spot so everyone can see the trembling.

25. Some important points
A_ Make sure you have no point to your presentation. If abstinence
is too difficult for you, then make sure you have lots of points.
Either way the audience will be completely baffled about what
you were on about.
B_ Never have a plan or structure to your talk. Present everything in
a random and unconnected order.

26. Questions
During question period, take every question personally and respond to all
questions with aggression and hostility. If you can make rude allegations about
their incompetence, all the better. Make sure to completely twist their question
by re-phrasing it in the least helpful manner you can.

27. At the end
Finish abruptly, without warning, and especially without a conclusion or
summary of any kind. Leave them wondering. It will be easier to leave the
room while they are still waking up or confused.

28. 
http://www.virtualstudio.tv/blog/post/21-10-worst-habits-of-the-bad-business-
presenter.
 http://www.paulglen.com/10_ways_to_give_a_bad_presentation.html
 http://www.techsoupcanada.ca/learning_centre/articles/how_to_design_a_bad_prese
ntation.
 http://presentationsoft.about.com/od/presentationmistakes/tp/080722_presentation_mis
takes.htm.
 h/ttp://thevisualcommunicationguy.com/2013/09/24/top-12-most-annoying-
powerpoint-presentation-mistakes
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