Valentine cards....you'd be better off without!
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This document contains a short Valentine's Day card message expressing frustration that a partner complains about Valentine's Day but expects a card. It then makes a joking threat involving getting shot if the partner doesn't take the sender back. The next sentence wishes a Happy Valentine's Day to whoever the sender most recently slept with. It concludes by commenting that the sender has many Facebook friends but none willing to be intimate.
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Valentine cards....you'd be better off without!
- 1. you’d be better off without!
- 2. You say Valentine’s Day is stupid and commercial and meaningless and over-rated and then you moan when I don’t get you a card So fine: here’s a card Happy Now?
- 4. Roses are Red Bullets are Lead Take me back Now Or get shot in the Head!
- 5. Happy Valentine to the person I have slept with most recently.
- 7. I have 4275 friends on Facebook but none of them will sleep with me….