1. … what the wise man said……

2. I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. David Bissonette

3. When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. Sacha Guitry

4. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. Hemant Joshi

5. By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. Socrates

6. Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. Dumas

7. The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, 'What does a woman want? Sigmund Freud

8. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. Anonymous

9. 'I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.' Sam Kinison

10. 'I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't.' Patrick Murray

11. and finally… You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to. Henny Youngman