3. Sundown. Evans County line, Pennsylvania.

4. My name is Eddie.
Edward Stevens!
I heard you, but I need to see ID.
Those are the rules for everybody.

5. I f*cking live on Walnut Drive, ok. Please! I need to get home.
You have no idea what I went through just to get HERE.

6. I know you’re doing your job, but my wife called me at work
and said there were people trying to get in the house.
That was two hours ago!

7. Mr. Stevens, I’m sorry, but we’re not letting folks back into the
north end of Evans County. It’s not safe.

8. I know it’s not safe, god damn it!
My wife and son are all
alone there! Please!
We have an aide station
set up for y--

9. You’re not even cops. Why am I wasting
my god damn time with you!

10. Sir! Just hold… on. Little help here, son!

15. I c-can’t…

16. Dad…

19. Sh*t.

20. Help! We need some
help over here!
Dad…

21. Get a truck over here NOW!

22. You know, I sit down in bed in the morning when I get up, and
I got three TV sets lined one right out back of the other.

23. And I got a little button I can press, and I click it
whenever I see something I’m interested in.
I press the button and the sound goes on.

24. And I had it on the this morning, and I saw you, and I pressed
the button and you were talking.

25. And you were attacking me, George.

26. No, you weren’t attacking‘the whole principle of States’Rights’.
You was attacking me, George.

27. Hell, you were so damn persuasive, I almost changed my mind.

28. Tell you what. We’ll fly you up here tomorrow morning, I’ll feed
you some lunch, and we’ll talk this out in person.

29. I’ll be seeing you tomorrow then, George.

30. No good son of a bitch.

31. I got two problems in my life right now, JJ. I need to make sure
every man and woman in this country can vote freely and I
need a new god damn pair of pants.

32. Think the Secret Service
can help me out with
either of those?
We’ll see what we can do,
Mr. President.

33. There’s some trouble out in Pennsylvania. Western
Pennsylvania. Some kind of civil unrest I guess you could call it.
Whatever it is it doesn’t sound good.

34. Riots, Sir?

35. Well, I’m not so sure about that. I just met with Hoover’s
boys and the CIA director. They think it’s militant types.
Black militants. Stirring up some sh*t. Startin’race riots. When
the CIA and FBI agree on something it’s time to
invest in petroleum jelly.

36. I know the area. Kennedy and I campaigned out there in ’60. It
ain’t Newark or Watts. Can’t be more than a handful of coloreds
in the whole god damn county so that dog don’t hunt.

37. Then I get this. NSA just dropped it off. Transcripts from
emergency services communications out there and local radio
broadcasts.

38. I quote,“There is an epidemic of mass murder being
committed by a virtual army of unidentified assassins.”It
goes on. They’re saying over a hundred dead. A HUNDRED. It’s
just down right unbelievable.

39. Sir… I’m not sure I
understand?
Neither do I, JJ, and that’s not
acceptable to a man who
sits in this seat.

40. Governor out there is some Republican asshole.
Told me it’s a state matter and he’s calling up the guard to
make sure the situation is under control.

41. Of course,
Mr. President.
I’ll put my
best men on
it.
What I want from you is to peel off a couple
of agents and have them get their asses out
to Evans County and find out what the f*ck
IS going on out there. FBI is going to
investigate but frankly I don’t trust any of
them. I want the unedited version.

42. Due respect, JJ let’s not get carried away. My
predecessor had his head turned inside out by a high
powered rifle. Let’s keep the best men right where they are for
now. I just need someone steady. Someone that YOU trust.
Preferably not family men.

43. Yes, sir.
They brief you and you brief me. That’s it.
We on the same page, JJ?

44. We’ll keep it close, Mr. President.

47. Hey, Clancy.

48. Jesus, why don’t you crack a window in here. It smells like a can
of smashed a**holes. Where’s your partner?

49. He’s right here.

50. No bullsh*t.

51. The boss wants you in his office pronto.

52. The Director? Wants me and Stuart?

53. He said bring me those two tits from the motor pool. So
where’s Stuart? He better not have called off again.

54. He’s in the sh*tter. I’ll get him.

55. Sooner would be better than later. Yeah. Yeah.

56. BLLAAARRRGHH!
Hey Teddy! Better pinch it off. Direct
wants to see us in his office ASAP.

57. What?

58. Rocky came by and said the Director wants to see us. Now.

60. Bullsh*t.

61. Teddy, get you’re a** out here, or I’m coming in after you.

62. If this is another one of Rocky’s jokey jokes, I’m going to put
snakes in his car.

63. You’re from Pennsylvania right, Stuart?

64. Ah, Pensacola, sir. Florida.
Right. As of today, you two are on temporary duty.

65. You’re going to a little town outside of Pittsburgh. We’ve had
some… interesting reports coming out of the area. Civil unrest
type stuff. Normally this is local law enforcement’s problem
but the President is giving a speech at a Rotary club out there
next month so we’re going to look into it.

66. You want us to advance the President, sir?

67. Yes, that’s right. This is sensitive, boys. You’ll brief me by phone
once you arrive and then I brief the President. Understood?

68. Uh, sensitive sir? I
don’t understand-
I’m offering you a chance to
get out of the motor pool, unless you’d
like farting into the same office chair for
the next twenty years?

69. No, sir. We’re all over this. Thank you.

71. Good. Everything we have on this is in here. Read it and keep it
close. I want you two on the road immediately.

72. Thank you, sir. We won’t let you down.

73. Clancy, I’m going out on a limb here by taking you off the shelf.
Don’t make an a**hole out of me on this. Agent Stuart, the
next time I see you those sideburns better be gone. This ain’t a
god damn f*cking hockey club.

74. Oh, and boys… make sure you take shotguns.

75. What do you
think?
I think this could be our ticket out of the
motor pool. Did you see that file he gave us?

76. That was a National Security Council file. Code
Word clearance. As in if we lose it we’re doing a
jolt in Fort Leavenworth.
Yeah, what
about it?

77. Sh*t is right.Sh*t.

81. Well that figures.

82. There’s not a whole lot in here. Some transcripts from local
radio stations. Stuff about random violent episodes.
Random murders? A lot of redacted sh*t too.

83. I guess we’re
going to fill in
the blanks.
“A virtual army of unidentified assassins.”
Can’t say I like the sound of that.

84. That sounds like some Twilight Zone sh*t to me.

85. Well, when we get there, you let me talk to these
people, okay? I speak the language if you know what I
mean. You might rub them the wrong way.
Jesus, I’ll get rid of the sideburns when we get back,
all right? That figures.

86. You can talk to the scuzzballs.

90. How you doing, fella?

91. Terrible. Where you
headed?
Do you know who’s in charge
here?

92. Yeah, I do. Now who are you?

94. Hands! Hands where I can see them!

95. We’re guys that you don’t point guns at.

96. I’m Special Agent Clancy and this is my partner,
Special Agent Stuart. We’re with the Secret Service.

97. Is the President here? No.
Well, what can I do for
you then?

98. Well, you can start by telling me what happened to the driver
of that station wagon over there?

99. There was an… accident. A misunderstanding really.
The driver was taken to Willard. He’ll live.

100. You know what’s going on?

101. How should I know? You’re the federal. You tell me.

102. Look here, f*ckstick. I’m asking a simple question and
I want a simple answer—

103. Hi! Sorry. I’m Agent Stuart.

104. It looks like you guys have been out here for a while.
I can appreciate that.

105. We been here for hours, ya know?
Your partner is a little out of line to cuss me in front of my boy.

106. My partner is usually a sweetheart. He’s very sorry. We just
need to find the honcho around here and ask him some
questions.

107. Chief McClelland. Probably catch him at the station. It’s
five miles down this road here. Take that until you hit
Poplar then bear left on Old Mill Road. After that you
pick up 22 South. Take you right into town.
Fantastic. We’ll tell McClelland you guys need some
relief when we see him.

108. You catch all that?
Get in the car.

109. I guess what I’m trying to say is I don’t remember what
Foghorn Leghorn said we take after Poplar.

110. Uhhh, wasn’t it Shady Creek Drive? Or Shady Lane something?

111. The problem is there are like six roads that branch off of Poplar.

112. That guy loved you. These are definitely your people.
What about this one?

113. Lee’s Bridge Road? That’s not it.

114. Here we go.

115. He looks like a local. I’ll go ask him how we get to town.

116. Sure.

117. Ah, hello! I hate to bug you, but my partner
and I are a little lost.

118. We’re trying to get to town. Hey!

119. Hold up a minute god damn it. We’re federal agents.

120. We just ---

121. Sh*t!

131. Nice f*cking shot, Clancy.

134. You are wound tight, my friend, but you don’t screw around--

135. --Do you?

137. Son of a bitch!

139. Holy cow.