Presentation from my Ignite Talk at DevOpsDays Warsaw 2019 and Agile, Testing & DevOps Showcase Amsterdam 2020

1. How to kill software
quality
in five steps
@walmyrlimaesilv

2. The origin of this talk

3. About me

4. Let’s get started.

5. Step 1 - Don’t care about design patterns and clean code

6. Instead, write as much spaghetti code as possible

7. Also, refuse linting tools. They will block your creativity.

8. Step 2 - Do not test your application

9. But if you want to test, don’t do it in an automated way. This
is a waste of time.

10. Test manually instead, and just what you changed/added

11. Step 3 - Avoid refactoring

12. Instead, leave the campground dirtier than you found it

13. Step 4 - Don’t use continuous integration (CI)

14. Instead, make the feedback loop as difficult as possible

15. This way, no one can blame you when you break something

16. Step 5 - Never listen to user’s feedback

17. In the end, they never know what they want anyway

18. Recapping
1. Do not care about design patterns and clean code
2. Do not test your code
3. Avoid refactoring
4. Don’t use CI
5. Never listen to the users

19. If you follow these five steps I guarantee that
you will be able to sabotage and kill the
quality of your software project.

20. The End.