Success in love

Success in
Love
Humorous business plan
composed of humorous quotes

By: Vadim Kotelnikov
Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach
1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com

Success In Love
Composed by:
Vadim Kotelnikov
Humorous Business Plan 1000 ventures.com

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Overview
Values being created

"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your
heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
– Joan Crawford

"Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a
romance.“
– Oscar Wilde

"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation... the
other eight are unimportant.“
– Henry Miller

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Targeted market

"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia
– to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an
ordinary young woman for a goddess.“
– H. L. Mencken

"A man can be happy with any woman, as long as he does not
love her."
– Oscar Wilde


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Brief history

"Men always want to be a woman's first love –
women like to be a man's last romance.“
– Oscar Wilde

"Love is the answer, but while you're waiting
for the answer, sex raises some pretty good
questions."
– Woody Allen


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Milestones completed and future plans

"Man begins by loving love and ends by loving a
woman. Woman begins by loving a man and ends by
loving love.“
– Remy De Gourmount

"Woman begins by resisting a man's advances and
ends by blocking his retreat.“
– Oscar Wilde

"A girl must marry for love, and keep on marrying until
she finds it."
– Zsa Zsa Gabor


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Love Management Skills

"One should always be in love. That is the reason
one should never marry."
– Oscar Wilde

"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the
fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts
away."
– Dorothy Parker


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Growth Strategy
Product

"Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence."
– Henry Louis Mencken

"Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired."
– Robert Frost

"Love is a state of mind, which has nothing to do with the mind."
– Bob Phillips

"Love is a temporary insanity curable by marriage."
– Ambrose Bierce


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Operational plan

"If you are not too long, I will wait here for you all
my life."
– Oscar Wilde

"Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it."

– Woody Allen

"In love, the best way to erase one's face from the
tablet of memory is to draw another across it."

– Helen Rowland


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Development risk

"There are three kinds of men who do not understand women:
young, old, and middle-aged."
– Unknown

"If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times
more daring."
– Alphonse Karr

Risk management strategy

"If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more
daring."
– Alphonse Karr


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Growth risk

"A sweetheart is a bottle of wine; a wife is a
wine bottle."
– P.C. Baudeareil


"Adultery is democracy applied to love."

– H. L. Menken

"Here's to our wives and girlfriends: May they never
meet!"
– Irish joke


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Other risks

"All bad poetry springs from
genuine feeling."

– Oscar Wilde


"My girlfriend always laughs during sex –
no matter what she's reading."
– Steve Jobs


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Markets
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Analysis

"Man loves little and often. Woman much and rarely."
– Basta

"After thirty-five a man begins to have thoughts about women;
before that he has feelings."
– Austin O'Malley

"Women are made to be loved, not understood."
– Oscar Wilde

"Sex between a man and a woman can be absolutely wonderful –
provided you get between the right man and the right woman."
– Woody Allen


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Competition

"There is love of course. And then there's life,
its enemy."
– Jean Anouilh

"He that falls in love with himself will have no
rivals."
– Benjamin Franklin


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Marketing strategy

"True love comes quietly, without banners or
flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears
checked."
– Erich Segal

"A man is already halfway in love with any woman
who listens to him."
– Brendan Francis

"I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on
my own."
– Woody Allen


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Funds Required and Uses

"Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent
lover can in years."
– Henry Fielding

"If you want to say it with flowers, a single rose says: 'I'm
cheap!'"
– Delta Burke

"You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its
accessories."
– Melanie Clark

"The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is
that sex for money costs less.“
– Brendon Francis


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Financial Projections

"You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily
for it."
– Henny Youngman

"Love is an ocean of emotions
entirely surrounded by expenses."
– Lord Thomas Robert Dewar


Success In Love
Humorous Business Plan

Composed by:
Vadim Kotelnikov
1000 ventures.com

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