1. Redneck Condos I wus here 4 $ale cheep WTF? Oh Yeah

2. WHO AM I? I was born 11/30/1835….

3. WHO AM I? …on the arrival of Halley’s comet….

4. WHO AM I? …and I died upon it’s return….

5. WHO AM I? I had a brother named orion….

6. WHO AM I? I failed as a gold miner….

7. WHO AM I? Then I tried my hand As a riverboat captain….

8. WHO AM I? I was called the Father of american literature….

9. WHO AM I? I wrote about this guy…

11. MARK TWAIN (aka Samuel Langhorne Clemens) The first American FSBO

12. MARK TWAIN (aka Samuel Langhorne Clemens) Here’s what Marky Mark Should have known….. (…and so should you)

13. 1. Finish the "honey do" list 10 ways to $ell your home faster

14. 2. Get inspected 10 ways to $ell your home faster

15. 3. Pack up the clutter 10 ways to $ell your home faster

16. 4. Depersonalize and neutralize 10 ways to $ell your home faster

17. 5. Clean like a fiend 10 ways to $ell your home faster

18. 6. Stage the rooms 10 ways to $ell your home faster

19. 7. Tend to the floors 10 ways to $ell your home faster

20. 8. Kick up the curb appeal 10 ways to $ell your home faster

21. 9. Pick the right publicist (that’s me – of course) 10 ways to $ell your home faster

22. 10. Set the right price 10 ways to $ell your home faster

23. THANKS Y’ALL