This document presents a "family tree" of databases, depicting various databases as relatives in a family. It introduces the "Grandparents" (the mainframe database), "Uncles" (early relational and open source databases), a "Cousin" (a formerly popular internet database), and "Siblings" (modern cloud data warehouses). Each database relative is described briefly with a name, birth decade, personality, and their claim to fame. The document aims to personify different generations and categories of databases and their role in the evolution of database technology.