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Rools for Office Fools
•Welcome guests 
to the reality of 
the office 
What we mean is… please clear the meeting rooms after you have finish
•Make all our 
information public 
What we mean is… please clean the white boards after your meetings (take a 
picture if you want to save it), dont share anything that has been deemed 
confidential (or Arndt might kill you)
•Take care of 
yourself ONLY 
What we mean is…If you have the last bottle, please refill the fridge 
from the stock
•Have a party in 
the open plan 
area whenever 
you want 
What we mean is…Please party… but also respect other peoples 
working time, they might be calculating your pay!
•Speakerphone 
all your calls 
What we mean is… We have (some) meeting rooms, please use them 
for speakerphone calls…. Not the open plan
•Eat lots of smelly 
food… even better 
at your desk 
What we mean is…You might not notice the smell but others might. 
Please be thoughtful of others
•Make a smell/mess 
in the bathroom… 
just run away 
What we mean is… Please… this is just basic. Clean up and cover up any 
dirty messes

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Rools for office fools

  • 2. •Welcome guests to the reality of the office What we mean is… please clear the meeting rooms after you have finish
  • 3. •Make all our information public What we mean is… please clean the white boards after your meetings (take a picture if you want to save it), dont share anything that has been deemed confidential (or Arndt might kill you)
  • 4. •Take care of yourself ONLY What we mean is…If you have the last bottle, please refill the fridge from the stock
  • 5. •Have a party in the open plan area whenever you want What we mean is…Please party… but also respect other peoples working time, they might be calculating your pay!
  • 6. •Speakerphone all your calls What we mean is… We have (some) meeting rooms, please use them for speakerphone calls…. Not the open plan
  • 7. •Eat lots of smelly food… even better at your desk What we mean is…You might not notice the smell but others might. Please be thoughtful of others
  • 8. •Make a smell/mess in the bathroom… just run away What we mean is… Please… this is just basic. Clean up and cover up any dirty messes