1. I cannot eat beef because of the mad cow...

2. Cannot eat chicken because of avian flu...

3. Cannot eat eggs, salmonella...

4. Cannot eat pork... Because of tape worm...

5. Cannot eat fish...
The mercury in the water poisoned their flesh...

6. Cannot eat fruits and vegetable,
Because of insecticides and herbicides…

7. Hmmmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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8. I think this leaves me with chocolate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

9. Don’t forget!!!!! - - -
"STRESSED"
read backwards reads
"DESSERTS"

10. Send this message to four people and you will lose 2 kilos .

11. Send this message to all you know (or have known)
And you will lose 10 kilos.

12. ( If you delete this message, you will put on 10 kilos immediately )
" That’s why I sent it to you right away.
I did not want to take any risks… "