Jonathan Eisen - History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes meeting #LAMG14

1. ! ! Something about the Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes Meeting ! September 14, 2014 Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes #LAMG14 ! Jonathan A. Eisen University of California, Davis @phylogenomics

2. Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes Also knows as ! “The Microbial World According to Jeffrey Miller”

3. Who is Jeffrey Miller?

16. History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes

24. History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes See tinyurl.com/TheRealJeffMiller

25. Meeting Notes Insightful

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57. Real History of Arrowhead QUOTES, QUOTES, QUOTES

58. Quotes • Space-time continuum of genes and genomes

59. Quotes • Space-time continuum of genes and genomes • Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex

60. Quotes • Space-time continuum of genes and genomes • Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex • Gene sequences are the wormhole that allows one to tunnel into the past

61. Quotes • Space-time continuum of genes and genomes • Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex • Gene sequences are the wormhole that allows one to tunnel into the past • This is how you do metagenomics on 50 dollars, and that’s Canadian dollars

62. Quotes • Space-time continuum of genes and genomes • Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex • Gene sequences are the wormhole that allows one to tunnel into the past • This is how you do metagenomics on 50 dollars, and that’s Canadian dollars • The human guts are a real milieu of stuff

63. Quotes • Space-time continuum of genes and genomes • Microbes not only have a lot of sex, they have a lot of weird sex • Gene sequences are the wormhole that allows one to tunnel into the past • This is how you do metagenomics on 50 dollars, and that’s Canadian dollars • The human guts are a real milieu of stuff • Antibiotics do not kill things, they corrupt them

64. Quotes • There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture

65. Quotes • There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture • The rectal swabs are here in tan color

66. Quotes • There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture • The rectal swabs are here in tan color • If I have time I will tell you about a dream

67. Quotes • There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture • The rectal swabs are here in tan color • If I have time I will tell you about a dream • Another thing you need to know" pause "Actually you don't NEED to know any of this

68. Quotes • There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture • The rectal swabs are here in tan color • If I have time I will tell you about a dream • Another thing you need to know" pause "Actually you don't NEED to know any of this • I have been influenced by Fisher Price throughout my life

69. Quotes • There comes a point in life when you have to bring chemists into the picture • The rectal swabs are here in tan color • If I have time I will tell you about a dream • Another thing you need to know" pause "Actually you don't NEED to know any of this • I have been influenced by Fisher Price throughout my life • This is going to be ironic coming from someone who studies circumcision

70. Quotes • And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday

71. Quotes • And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday • A paper came out next year

72. Quotes • And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday • A paper came out next year • It takes 1000 nanobiologists to make one microbiologist

73. Quotes • And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday • A paper came out next year • It takes 1000 nanobiologists to make one microbiologist • In an engineering sense, the vagina is a simple plug flow reactor

74. Quotes • And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday • A paper came out next year • It takes 1000 nanobiologists to make one microbiologist • In an engineering sense, the vagina is a simple plug flow reactor • The human mind can conceive of things with no basis in physical reality

75. Quotes • And we will bring out the unused cheese from yesterday • A paper came out next year • It takes 1000 nanobiologists to make one microbiologist • In an engineering sense, the vagina is a simple plug flow reactor • The human mind can conceive of things with no basis in physical reality • Thoughts can go faster than the speed of light

76. Quotes • We are the environment. We live the phenotype.

77. Quotes • We are the environment. We live the phenotype. • We have been using this word for many years without actually realizing it was correct

78. Quotes • We are the environment. We live the phenotype. • We have been using this word for many years without actually realizing it was correct • A little bit about time, but I am going to spend a lot less time on time than on space

79. Quotes • We are the environment. We live the phenotype. • We have been using this word for many years without actually realizing it was correct • A little bit about time, but I am going to spend a lot less time on time than on space • I am going to wrap up as I hear the crickets chirping

80. Evolution of Lake Arrowhead

81. Blast Peptide

85. Homework • Do blastp search with other famous people associated with Lake Arrowhead Meeting • JEFFREYHMILLER • JEFFREYFMILLER • see http://phylogenomics.blogspot.com/2008/09/ tracing-evolutionary-history-of-sarah.html

86. Trends in Topics

87. History of Lake Arrowhead Microbial Genomes See tinyurl.com/TheRealJeffMiller

89. Topics Over Time 100 75 50 25 0 Genomes Communities Metagenomes Microbiomes 1998 2000 2002 2004 2006 2008 2010 2012 2014 2016

99. Possible Talks for 2016?

100. Microbiomes and Religion

101. Al Gore Invented the Microbiome

102. Microbiome as Excuse

103. Probiotics for Toilets

104. Microbiome and Doping

107. Microbiome Diet

108. Microbiome and Monogamy

112. Microbiome and Fart Alarms

115. Microbiome Intelligent Design

116. Microbiome and .. well …

119. Possible Talks for 2018?

120. Microbiome Will GIVE The Talks

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