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1. Intestinal Gas:
Charting the course through a
perilous miasma
Patricia L Raymond MD FACP FACG
Rx for Sanity, Chesapeake VA
24 January 2009 1125-1215
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2. “If you jog in a jogging suit,
lounge in lounging pajamas,
and smoke in a smoking jacket,
WHY would anyone want to
wear a windbreaker??"
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6. The manly art of fart-burning.
Compression, ignition, combustion
and exhaust. ~Frank Zappa
Methane burns in oxygen forming water
and carbon dioxide often producing a blue
hue
CH4 + 2O2 → CO2 + 2H2O
Hydrogen sulfide also combusts
2H2S + 3O2 → 2SO2 + 2H2O
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7. How long would you need to
continuously pass flatus in
order to generate methane
gas with the energy of an
atomic bomb?
6 years and 9 months
12 years and 3 months
25 years
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8. Flatulence in
America’s War on Terrorism
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10. Measurement of Gas
Techniques include plethmography, argon
washout technique, digitized KUB
Average amount only 200 ml,
range 115 ml to 1000 ml
14-23 average passage per day
(flatus + eructation)
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11. Composition of gas
99% nitrogen, oxygen,
carbon dioxide,
hydrogen, methane
Location, location,
location
– Stomach: high nitrogen,
oxygen (similar to
atmosphere)
– Colon: less oxygen,
more methane
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15. Sources of gas
Aerophagia
Rapid eating/drinking
Chewing gum
Carbonated beverages
Smoking or drinking
through straw
Poor fitting dentures
Nervous habit
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16. Intraluminal production
CO2: from digestion fat,
protein in upper SB,
bacterial fermentation of
malabsorbed foods, or
acid + bicarb
H2: mainly from colon,
may result from small
bowel bacterial overgrowth
(bacterial fermentation)
CH4: only from bacterial
metabolism
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17. Instilled or iatrogenic gas
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19. Sounds of intestinal gas
Joseph Pujol, 19th
century France
Vibration of anal orifice
Variations
– Tightness of sphincter
muscle
– Velocity of gas
– Other (TMI) moisture,
body fat
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20. Petomaine persists today
Italian movie 'Il Petomane',
contrasting his deep
longing for normalcy with
the condition of 'freak' to
which his act relegated
him.
Blazing Saddles (1974)
Mel Brooks plays the part
of "Governor William J. Le
Petomane".
Johnny Depp has
mentioned frequently in
interviews that he wishes
to portray Pujol in a film.
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22. Fart In A Jar Sells for $71 on eBay
In 2007 a fart in a jar
from a "hot girl" sold
for $71 on eBay.
It had 24 bids
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23. Diamonds are forever?
Janine Roberts' new book
"Glitter &
Greed: The Secret World
of the Diamond Cartel"
exposes the unromantic
side of diamonds.
– Roberts has seen scientists
"grow diamonds" using
methane and oxygen which
she says means diamonds
are nothing more than
"crystallized farts."
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24. Intestinal Gas: Sounds
Borborigmi
Term for noises
generated as gas &
fluid travel through the
gut
A normal sound when
rumbling/low, although
high pitched suggests
PSBO
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25. Herring Break Wind to
Communicate, Study Suggests
Ben Wilson, a marine biologist at the
Bamfield Marine Science Centre, British
Columbia, Canada U.K. science journal
Biology Letters, 2003
Atlantic and Pacific herring
Fast Repetitive Tick (FRT): high-frequency
nocturnal sound bursts up to 22 kilohertz,
accompanied by a fine stream of bubbles
from the anus.
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27. Foods that cause gas: Sugars
Raffinose
– Beans
– Smaller amounts in
cruciferous vegs and grains
Lactose
– Milk products & processed
foods
– Asian, AA, Native American
– Lactase drops with aging
Fructose
– Also soft drinks, onions,
artichokes, wheat
Sorbitol
– Fruits, dietetic foods, sugar
free foods, gum
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28. Gassy foods round-up
provided as a pre-lunch service by PLR
Beyond the beans…
Peas, lentils, soybeans
Broccoli, cabbage, cauliflower, cucumber,
green pepper, kolrabi, brussels sprouts,
onions, leeks, artichokes, and asparagus
Pears, apples, avocados, bananas, melon
and peaches , prunes and raisins
Whole grains, such as whole wheat and
bran.
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29. Starches, fiber & gas
Most starches produce gas
with breakdown in colon
(except rice)
– Potatoes, corn, pasta
Fiber
– Soluble fiber (dissolves in
H2O to gel) in oat bran,
fruits, beans, not broken
down until reaches colon.
digestion by bacteria
causes gas
– Insoluble fiber (wheat bran,
some vegs) passes
unchanged through bowel &
causes no gas
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37. Empiric therapy
Simethicone not very effective
(Phazyme, Mylicon, Gas-X, Mylanta
Gas)
– Changes the surface tension of gas
bubbles, enabling smaller bubbles to
join together into bigger bubbles.
Charcoal
– Tablets, briefs or pads
– May absorb other medications
– Theoretically adsorbs gas volume
Bismuth
– Said to reduce odor of HS gas
Probiotic therapy/antibiotic therapy
– Replace/reduce gas producing bacteria
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38. Never pass gas in a wetsuit.
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39. Thanks for letting me get this
presentation out of my system…
“Better out than in,
I always say.”
~Shrek (Mike Myers)
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41. Have a 239 bean day!
Anything more would be ‘too farty’
(240)!
~From a SGNA colleague who shall remain nameless
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