1. My Real Name is Your Royal Highness

2. but you may call me Your Majesty just don't move your ridiculously huge self unless I tell you to

3. Why is that human staring at the top of my head with that thing?

4. About the only time you make any sense is when you give me tuna tuna, tuna tuna....

5. and how many times ... do i have to spell it out open the fucking door! I gotta go!

6. some times i just want to relax and be left alone

7. i'm waiting for the sunshine to hit me either bring it or leave me alone

8. how many times do i have to tell you? exactly how stupid are you? OPEN THE DAMN DOOR

9. i have to admit i have my moments

10. but sometimes your rug smells suspiciously like a dog might have been here....

11. but i'm going to go out on a limb here.... i think MAYBE i can trust you