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Sabem uma coisa? ANDO MUITO CANSADO . . . E comecei a interrogar-me sobre qual a razão de andar sempre tão cansado... Passei  por várias etapas:  a certa altura, pensei que era da poluição ambiental... depois achei que era do  “stress” ...  Até pensei que era da má alimentação que faço... Ou que era falta de vitaminas...  Enfim, pensei em todas as razões que se possa imaginar...
Até que acabei por dar com a verdadeira resposta … JÁ SEI POR QUE É QUE ANDO SEMPRE TÃO CANSADO!...
A população deste país é de 10 milhões de habitantes. 4 milhões estão aposentados.  Isso deixa 6 milhões para fazerem o trabalho.
Há 2,5 milhões de estudantes, pelo que sobram 3,5 milhões para fazerem o trabalho.
Destes,  500.000  fazem parte do Governo.  Ficam 3 milhões para trabalharem .
150.000   formam a Polícia, o Exército, a Força Aérea e a Marinha. Isto deixa todo o trabalho para  2.850.000.
1.650.000  pessoas  trabalham para Estado. Caímos para  1.200.000.
Há  120.000 pessoas em hospitais.  Descemos para  1.080.000 para fazerem todo o trabalho .
Há  130.000 pessoas inválidas. Restam  950.000   para fazerem todo o trabalho
Há  180.000 pessoas nas prisões.  Sobram  770.000 para trabalhar .
Há  160.000 ciganos, que vivem da natureza.  Isto só deixa 610.000 pessoas em condições de trabalharem.
Segundo o último recenseamento, há  609.998 pessoas desocupadas ou na vadiagem .
Logo, só há duas pessoas para fazerem todo o trabalho: TU e EU!
...E como tu estás aí sentado a brincares com a net, logicamente, eu tenho que andar muito cansado!!!...

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população-trabalho-cansado

  • 1. Sabem uma coisa? ANDO MUITO CANSADO . . . E comecei a interrogar-me sobre qual a razão de andar sempre tão cansado... Passei por várias etapas: a certa altura, pensei que era da poluição ambiental... depois achei que era do “stress” ... Até pensei que era da má alimentação que faço... Ou que era falta de vitaminas... Enfim, pensei em todas as razões que se possa imaginar...
  • 2. Até que acabei por dar com a verdadeira resposta … JÁ SEI POR QUE É QUE ANDO SEMPRE TÃO CANSADO!...
  • 3. A população deste país é de 10 milhões de habitantes. 4 milhões estão aposentados. Isso deixa 6 milhões para fazerem o trabalho.
  • 4. Há 2,5 milhões de estudantes, pelo que sobram 3,5 milhões para fazerem o trabalho.
  • 5. Destes, 500.000 fazem parte do Governo. Ficam 3 milhões para trabalharem .
  • 6. 150.000 formam a Polícia, o Exército, a Força Aérea e a Marinha. Isto deixa todo o trabalho para 2.850.000.
  • 7. 1.650.000 pessoas trabalham para Estado. Caímos para 1.200.000.
  • 8. Há 120.000 pessoas em hospitais. Descemos para 1.080.000 para fazerem todo o trabalho .
  • 9. Há 130.000 pessoas inválidas. Restam 950.000 para fazerem todo o trabalho
  • 10. Há 180.000 pessoas nas prisões. Sobram 770.000 para trabalhar .
  • 11. Há 160.000 ciganos, que vivem da natureza. Isto só deixa 610.000 pessoas em condições de trabalharem.
  • 12. Segundo o último recenseamento, há 609.998 pessoas desocupadas ou na vadiagem .
  • 13. Logo, só há duas pessoas para fazerem todo o trabalho: TU e EU!
  • 14. ...E como tu estás aí sentado a brincares com a net, logicamente, eu tenho que andar muito cansado!!!...