1. William Dodd is
Coming to Town
You better not cry
You better not
shout
Better not pout
I'm telling you why
William Dodd is
coming to town

2. He's making a list
And checking it twice;
Going to find out
who's naughty and nice
William Dodd is coming
to town

3. He sees you when
you're posting
He knows when
you're away
He knows if you've

4. You better not
shout
You better not pout
Better not cry
I'm telling you why
William Dodd is
coming to town

5. He likes it when you’re
naughty
He loves when you chop
heads
He knows if you've been

6. You better not
watch out
You better not pout
Better not shout
I'm telling you why
William Dodd is
coming to town

7. Yes he’s on his way
With dynamite on that sleight
William…
Is coming to town!
O

8. was brought to you by:
Dodd Christmas
Gorgeous General William Dodd
(who personally approved this karaoke
Karaoke
song as he very much likes to be feared
before his arrival anywhere and thought
that surely
this rendition of his incoming march by
the world’s worst
Marilyn Monroe imitator should do the
trick )
Low-tech-savant Oki
and all images courtesy of
the Queen of Screencaps – Mrs Dodd