Two amusing jokes that can teach a life lesson or two.

1. 4
Wisdom
From A
Laugh 183
The Pay Roll Clerk
A pay roll clerk was alone in the office when
two masked
robbers entered.
“This is a stick-up,” one of robbers said,
pointing a gun at
the clerk. “You make a move and you are
dead! Just hand
over all the money and you won’t get hurt.”
Fearing for her life, the clerk obeyed, and the
robbers scooped up all the money and put the
notes in their pockets.
As the robbers made for the door, the clerk
shouted, “Just a minute! Please take the
payroll books too! The auditors are coming
tomorrow!”
Reflection
Incompetent or very dishonest workers can
sometimes resort to unbelievable and unethical
ways to cover up their cheating ways or the
mistakes they commit. But beware ... there is a
price to pay eventually when such unbecoming
actions are discovered.

2. Wisdom From
A Laugh 184
At The Grave …
After placing some flowers on the grave of his
mother who had recently passed away, a man
noticed another man kneeling at a grave a distance
away. The man seemed to be praying with profound
intensity.
The first man approached this man and heard him
wailing at the tombstone, “Why did you have to die?
Why did you have to die?”
The first man was rather puzzled and said to him,
“Sir, I don’t mean to interfere with your private
grief. For whom do you mourn so deeply … A child,
a parent or an intimate friend?”
“The mourner replied after a moment, “My wife’s
first husband.”
Reflection
* The circumstances under which a person suffers
can be most unexpected.
* It takes much patience, understanding and
wisdom to cope with the ‘suffering’ and ‘problems’
of life.