1. If I were in charge of the world
If I were In charge of the world
I would cancel exercIse Mondays,
and broccolI
school and cookoo brothers
If I were In charge of the world.
there would be More partIes.
there would be Malls.
More roller coasters and More funnIes then duMMIes.
If I were In charge of the world
you wouldn’t have sad
you wouldn’t have neat
or expensIve stuff.
If I were In charge of the world
I would have a helIcopter to take Me places
a person who can’t fInd her hoMework or for gets to
brush
should stIll be aloud to be In charge of the world.
2. There one was a
hippy
There once was a hippy
He looked lippy
Did mention he lived in
Mississippi
Wow he was fat
He was lazy to
He looked like a cat
He likes to moo.
He used to do the disco
He was going to burst
He belonged in San Francisco
He wanted to be first
He ate fish
And jelly fish
He took a risk
And broke the disk
He lives on Division
He has television
He calls people mister
And doesn’t have a sister.
3.
4. Cat
Fluffy, adorable
Playing, scratching, hissing
Really bad fat cat
Jack
9. Doggie
Happy, Hyper
Playing, Jumping, Barking
Always on the run
Begging, Chasing, Staring
Lovable, Cute
Dog
10. Sandy
Your fur is
Spaghetti
Your eyes are diamonds
In the night sky
Your tongue is a
Waterslide
Your nose is a pink
Gumdrop
Your tail is a
Furry worm
Your bark is
A drum beat
You’re a big lovable teddy bear
11. KITTY KITTY
Kitty kitty
On the wall
Kitty kitty
Don’t you fall
Kitty kitty
Did you call
Kitty kitty
Saw a ball
Kitty kitty
Went to the mall
Kitty kitty
Played volleyball
Kitty kitty
Ran into the wall
Kitty kitty
Loved the fall
Kitty kitty
Knew how to draw
Kitty kitty
Made a law
Kitty kitty
That’s my kitty
12. Bored is a grey cloud
It sounds like rain falling
It taste like plain old water
It smells like your house
It makes me feel sad
