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1. 27 REASONS WHY I
LOVE YOU

2. 1. YOU HAVE A JIGGLY BUTT
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=n92I36zQlBsrjlB2yU3yUQ

3. 2. YOU LOVE TOLKIEN AS MUCH AS I DO

4. 3. YOU ARE AN ‘A’ CLASS TOSSER

5. 4. YOU HAVE A SEXY BEARD

6. 5. YOU ARE GRACIOUS IN DEFEAT
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VI7DjFYywo&feature=related

7. 6. YOU ARE A SCOUSER

8. 7. YOU LOVE ME DESPITE MY FLAWS

9. 8. YOU HAVE AGILITY

10. 9. YOU LISTEN TO ME

11. 10. YOU ARE HAIRY

12. 11. YOU KNOW YOUR WAY AROUND

13. 12. YOU SHARE MY LOVE FOR…

14. 13. AND…

15. 14. YOU ARE A FANTASTIC WRITER
• No Mug.
• by ~Cad100
The ale was gone.
Empty mug.
Empty casket, or so they say.
He weren't no mug!
"WHOS A FECKIN MUG YA NUG EATIN PRICKS EH!?"
His roar was mighty and his fist a boom upon the table.
He weren't no mug.

16. 15. YOU MAKE THE BEST COFFEE!

17. 16. YOUR RANTING IS BOTH CUTE AND
INFORMATIVE

18. 17. YOU INTRODUCED ME TO JEW!!!
• http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wU3KBI5qyEY

19. 18. YOU LOVE ME DESPITE MY NEUROTICISM

20. 19. YOU MADE THIS MAKE SENSE
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21. 20. YOU GIVE THE BEST BACK RUBS

22. 21. YOU HAVE THE BIGGEST….

23. 22. YOU HAVE HOBBIT FEET

24. 23. YOU KNOW WHO THIS IS:

25. 24. AND WHAT TO DO WITH THIS:

26. 25. AND THESE….

27. 26. AND THIS….

28. 27. AND FINALLY… I LOVE YOU FOR LOVING ME
DESPITE ME BEING A CHELSEA FAN

29. SO, THESE ARE THE 27 REASONS WHY I LOVE
YOU….

30. BUT THERE IS ONLY ONE REASON THAT REALLY
MATTERS.
• You
• Are
• My
•Everything…

31. HAPPY BIRTHDAY SIMON!!!!