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I wish i was a fetus
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I wish I
was a fetus
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• I wish
I was a fetus • I never would be bored • Sitting in my uterus • Swinging on my cord
3.
• To worry
obstetricians • I’d be a proper beast • I’d change position on the hour • Transverse, oblique then breech
4.
• To student
midwives I’d present • A mystifying case • I’d hide myself inside the os • and leave an empty space
5.
• I’d tie
my cord into a knot • And wave it through the cervix • I’d give the midwives such a shock • And laugh off all my vernix
6.
• And when
my membranes rupture • I’d be a right old pest • Presenting large diameters • I’d transversely arrest
7.
• I’d tell
my pal placenta • To get himself detached • To theatre then the lot of us • Would pronto be dispached
8.
• And when
they start to Caesar • I’d laugh and think ‘tee hee’ • When noone else is looking • I’ll come vaginally…
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