The document discusses ethical obligations in internet operations and data stewardship. It notes that companies are stewards of users' data and are obligated to act in the public interest. Various codes of ethics from different organizations emphasize prioritizing public safety, health and welfare.

1. @jschauma
Primum
non
nocere
–
Ethical
Obliga1ons
in
Internet
Opera1ons

2. No
memes.
You’re
a
meme,
ma’am.

3. No
bio.
@jschauma

4. No
“one
more
thing”.
ENOTURTLENECK

5. We
are
stewards
of
our
users'
data.
We
are
obligated
to
act
in
the
public
interest.
This
talk
in
one
slide.

6. Everybody
lies.
This
slide
is
a
lie.

7. Primum
non
nocere.
Why
not
Zoidberg?

8. Meanwhile,
on
the
internet…

9. hQps://v.gd/velocityny03
Required
Skills
&
Experience:
• 3+
years
of
poking
humans
with
sharp
objects
• must
have
previously
diagnosed
a
fever
• MD
preferred,
or
equivalent
work
experience
• experience
performing
brain
surgery
a
plus
Wanted:
Human
Anatomy
Engineer

10. hQps://v.gd/velocityny04

11. hQps://v.gd/velocityny04

12. undefined
is
not
a
func1on
hQps://v.gd/velocityny05

13. hQp://root-­‐servers.org/

14. hQp://www.nyiix.net/mrtg/sum.html

15. hQps://v.gd/velocityny06

16. hQps://v.gd/velocityny07

17. clown
compu1ng

18. Cloud
is
when
somebody
else
reboots
your
machines.

19. hQp://map.norsecorp.com/

21. @internetofshit

22. hQps://v.gd/velocity09

23. hQps://v.gd/velocityny10
"The
Precision
Guided
Firearm
also
offers
applica1ons
for
smart
devices.
These
apps
interact
with
embedded
wifi
servers
to
share
real-­‐1me
or
recorded
images."

24. hQps://v.gd/velocityny11

25. First,
make
the
world
a
beQer
place.

26. First,
disrupt
urban
dogfood
delivery.

27. First,
increase
shareholder
value.

28. Stockholder
Syndrome,
n:
an
irra1onal
defense
of
harmful
priori1es
imposed
on
a
well-­‐
meaning
company
by
a
ques1onable
industry.
Now
that’s
a
stock
quote.

29. “This
is
a
daily
thing.”

30. Legal
Advice
Growth
hacking

31. hQps://v.gd/velocityny13

33. As
soiware
eats
the
world,
data
pays
the
bills.
We’re
not
hungry
now.
Why
are
we
buying
all
this
food?

34. Photo
Credit:
redjar
-­‐
hQps://flic.kr/p/b5cFG

35. Data
is
a
liability
pig
manure.
hQps://v.gd/velocityny15

36. hQps://v.gd/velocityny21
More
pig
manure.

37. undefined
is
not
a
func1on
n+++n;

39. ACM
Code
of
Ethics
1.1
Contribute
to
society
and
human
well-­‐being.
hQps://v.gd/velocityny16

40. (ISC)2
Code
of
Ethics
Protect
society,
the
common
good,
necessary
public
trust
and
confidence,
and
the
infrastructure.
hQps://v.gd/velocityny17

41. IEEE
Code
of
Ethics
to
accept
responsibility
in
making
decisions
consistent
with
the
safety,
health,
and
welfare
of
the
public
hQps://v.gd/velocityny18

42. ACS
Code
of
Ethics
The
Primacy
of
the
Public
Interest
You
will
place
the
interests
of
the
public
above
those
of
personal,
business
or
sec1onal
interests.
hQps://v.gd/velocityny19

43. The
Primacy
of
the
Public
Interest.

44. Things
will
be
what
they
are.

45. Thanks!
@jschauma
We
are
stewards
of
our
users'
data.
We
are
obligated
to
act
in
the
public
interest.
Be
Tron.
Fight
for
the
users.

46. Oh,
and
one
more
thing:
it’s
never
lupus.
Might
be
sarcoidosis,
though.

47. Thanks!
@jschauma
We
are
stewards
of
our
users'
data.
We
are
obligated
to
act
in
the
public
interest.
Be
Tron.
Fight
for
the
users.