1. that’s right you bitches get fucking word art
This
looks
like an
ad for a
sitcom
Who the fuck are you ppl
my entire day consists of
conversations about a movie
I’ve never seen
I am so fucking tired of hearing
about this god damn movie
It came out in liKE MAY.
WHY THE FUCK IS MY
ROOMATE STILL TALKING
ABOUT

2. what it is
In a galaxy somewhere really fucking
far away on a ship called
Enterprise, the sexual tension
between characters becomes evident
The only
ship I
actually
understood
from the
beginning
This guy knows
what’s up
Very obvious eyes
sex. They’re not
even tryin to hide it
My roomate ships these
two
I never hear the end of it
fucking I s2g

3. no but also apparently there’s
adventure and shit
But I mean how can you notice
with all this eye candy
Look at those
hands
Pew pew
Free falling oh free
falling
You’re like the incredible hulk
You couldn’t pay me enough
to do this shit

4. characters
Captain hot damn. I
wonder what his booty
looks like
Bad ass
take no
shit from
no one.
you go
gurl
Well then shit sign me
up for space travel god
damn son
The one who didn’t get enough
screen time
There’s always one
sry guys
This is one hot
mother fucker let me
tell you this is one of
the only reasons I
look at tumblr posts
concerning this shit

5. more characters because why not
The one who probably voices
the leprechaun from those
cereal commercials
What a cutie. I really
hope he doesn’t die
because I do
eventually plan on
seeing this movie and
I’d like him to be in it
and alive

6. no but this is getting its own
fucking slide
THIS FUCKING PHRASE IS
THE BANE OF MY
EXISTENCE
I CAN
DO ZAT
fuCK
Sarah can you get me a
napkin. yES I CAN DO ZAT
I CAN DO ZAT
I don’t giVE A FUCK IF YOU
“CAN DO ZAT” I JUST WANT
MY NAPKIN
I CAN DO ZAT
he’s like a puppy
I s2g russian boy
You
bitches
think this
is funny
don’t you
Hahah
a
WELL
FUCK
YOU

7. plot
I don’t actually kno what
happens but look at the
hot people
Sherlock who let you out of the bbc
God damn
those eyes
I have no idea who
the fuck this is
dem eyebrows
tho is he
compensating
for something
I can do zat
GO AWAY
Great tattoos bro

8. conclusion
It was apparently rlly
good so see it just don’t
come fucking crying to
me about your feels
becuz of it
I’ll see this eventually.
Maybe my views will
change
AM I
RUSSIAN
YET BECUZ I
USE W
INSTEAD OF
V?
I still kno very little about this
movie
Still have to hear
about it tho
Sad isn’t it
VHAT? WICTOR
WICTOR I HAVE A
THICK ASS ACCENT
FuCK OFF OH
MY GOD

9. ze end
dAMMIT