2. M-I-C-K-E-Y…. … M-O-U-S-E!! Before Britney lost her shit, and her innocence, she was a sweet little tot singing tunes on the “ Mickey Mouse Club”. View a video of her here

3. Just one more time Britney’s painfully chaotic and depressing decline started at the tender age of 17, with the release of her first hit single, “Baby One More Time”. The surprise over the unmerited success of this initial production put Britney on a downward spiral that is still in process today.

4. K-Fed and the kid After only a few years of several publicly unsuccessful relationships, Britney’s descent led her to the arms of an unbelievably unattractive back-up dancer with nearly no talent whatsoever. Blinded by her sinking career and ridiculous singing voice, Britney was swooned by Kevin and later wasted no time bringing a brand new baby into the world.