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1. FriendZ, Inc Press Release April 2012
FriendZ
G OT ANY F RIEND Z ?
Well, do you? If you’re like us, then you probably have a lot more than you can follow! Here at
FriendZ, Inc, we’ve been working on a better way to keep up with the most precious people in your life.
Gone are the days of checking Facebook, Twitter, LinkedIn, MySpace, Google Plus, DeviantArt,
LiveJournal, Tagged, Orkut, CaféMom, Ning, Meetup, myLife, myYearbook, and Badoo every time you
want to see what your friends are up to. Who has the time for that, anyway?
Every precious second you spend checking what your friends are doing is a second you’re not
having fun with them. So, why don’t you try something new? Our FriendZ are your social saviors! FriendZ
are social assistants that will help you organize, sort, classify, and respond to all of your emails and
notifications, so that you can get on with your life, and spend time with your friends! Your social
assistant will monitor your own friend-sphere for all recent activity, and notify you, immediately of any
changes that need your attention.
FriendZ are intelligent too! Your FriendZ will learn from your habits, and prioritize the updates
based on your viewing preferences. Want to hear what your best friend has to say? Your FriendZ will put
their updates above all else! Having a bad day? Using our unique emotion engine, your FriendZ will
check the updates, and show you only the good news first, letting you decide when to view the bad!
Don’t like drama? No problem, just wait for your friendly Drama Llama (no joke, he’s actually a llama!)
to drop by, and tell him “Not today, sir!” (Seriously, that’s our menu option!), and you can keep the
drama separate! Sick of typing? Your FriendZ all respond to spoken commands, and will gladly talk back
to you! (In a good way… though if you find their yapping annoying, they’ll also be quiet!)
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
YOUR FRIENDZ ARE WAITING!
The Happy Cat The Party Panda The Bad News Bear The Drama Llama
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