10. • What to call Typesafe
• What Scala could learn from Rust and Go
• Suffuse: the reactive filesystem
• Realization: inebriated audience = opportunity
Topic?
11. - Richard Hamming
You and Your Research
"If you do not work on an important problem,
it is unlikely you’ll do important work."
24. CLARIFICTION It's just a monoid in the category of
endofunctors, what's the problem?
CODIFICTION
Follow consensus, as long as
you were doing that anyway.
EDIFICTION Mansplaining
FORTIFICTION More tests
UNIFICTION M[Any]
SIMPLIFICTION go
25. REIFICTION scala.reflect
VERIFICTION We have tests, we don't need types.
RAMIFICTION Y2K
RATIFICTION SIP-18
BEAUTIFICTION gofmt
DEMYSTIFICTION
A bialgebra is a monoid in the category of coalgebras.
Equivalently, it is a comonoid in the category of algebras.
Equivalently, it is a monoid in the category of comonoids in Vect
Equivalently, a comonoid in the category of monoids in Vect
26. DIVERSIFICTION
We play both kinds of music,
Country and Western!
GRATIFICTION
That wonderful feeling you don't have
after pouring your life into software
IDENTIFICTION Biometrics
INDEMNIFICTION AIG
JUSTIFICTION Unbelieber
NOTIFICTION Read receipt
27. DIVERSIFICTION
We play both kinds of music,
Country and Western!
GRATIFICTION
That wonderful feeling you don't have
after pouring your life into software
IDENTIFICTION Biometrics
INDEMNIFICTION AIG
JUSTIFICTION Unbelieber
NOTIFICTION Read receipt