This talk draws from Ed's 25 years of professional programming experience, spanning many languages, operating systems, and platforms, to survey what it takes to make a programming language platform successful in terms of widespread use. Ed will look at Java, Python, Node, Go, and Ruby and evaluate the ingredients that brought each one its own form of success. Finally, Ed will draw some lessons that apply to anyone trying to grow their computing platform, because, at some level, we are all in the platform business.