1. a guide to fruits basket
by tumblr user candycorn-karkat

2. this is tohru
she’s an orphan with no place
to live but she refused her
friends’ offers to stay with
them and lived in a tent
instead because she’s a
tough lil’ fricker like that
so kawaii it hurts
she meets a bunch of
angsty human animal thingies
she’s a perky riceball

3. this is kyo
would you just look at this
hottie
what a bishie
he likes to shout at people he’s a cat dude who gets
and he gets angry a lot pissed off at everything
but all the fangirls still love
him
that’s right cool cat dude
doesn’t give a frick

4. this is yuki
he’s an angsty rat dude
all of the schoolgirls love
him
look at him his favorite hobby is
eating like he doesn’t give a beating up kyo the cat
fuck dude
that’s just how cool he is
look at the rat
kawaii rat

5. who’s this guy???
it’s a mystery
just kidding it’s hatsuharu
he’s so mysterious
he is a cow dude
bipolar sexy guy
it’s a mystery
a fucking mystery
he looks mysterious even as a cow

6. this is ayame
he’s a fashionable snake
what a hottie
(kind of???) pervy
he’s brothers with yuki but yuki
sexy snake dude doesn’t give a frick wants to peel his skin off or
something
ah, brotherly love
wow what a cutie

7. he’s a dragon that looks like a seahorse
this is hatori “when snow melts it becomes spring”
he was in love with some chick but
then wanted her memory of him to
be erased
he’s a sexy doctor dude
angst angst angst
ANGSTANGSTANGST he rarely ever smiles
is he a dragon or a seahorse wtf
this is shigure and he is a seriously tho
dog
this face of his really scares me tho

8. this is momiji
kawaii desu little
rabbit dude
he’s half german or
something like that
angst angst angst angst
kyo hits him a lot
cute angst
“wah kyo hit me”
kawaii as hell
he looks like a
mutant pikachu
pika-bunny

9. smart aleck little dude
makes smartass comments all the time
little sheep dude
this is hiro has a crush on kisa
awwww
who the fuck are you calling cute
i said who are you calling cute
motherfucker
this is kisa
omg she is such a sweetheart
she will kill you with the power of her kawaii
angst angst motherfrickin’ angst
she is a kawaii tiger

10. so here’s a summary
• tohru meets angsty • mutant pikachu rabbit
animals • angst
• angst • i’m tired and I don’t
• all of these characters wanna do my homework
are hot/kawaii • angst
• angst • i’m running out of room
• why the fuck is hatori a now
seahorse and not a • there’s more characters
dragon but i am running out of
• angst room
• DID I MENTION THE
ANGST