1. a guide to fruits basket
by tumblr user candycorn-karkat

2. this is tohru
she’s an orphan with no place
to live but she refused her
friends’ offers to stay with
them and lived in a tent
instead because she’s a
tough lil’ fricker like that
so kawaii it hurts
she meets a bunch of
angsty human animal thingies
she’s a perky riceball

3. this is kyo
would you just look at this
hottie
what a bishie
he likes to shout at people he’s a cat dude who gets
and he gets angry a lot pissed off at everything
but all the fangirls still love
him
that’s right cool cat dude
doesn’t give a frick

4. this is yuki
he’s an angsty rat dude
all of the schoolgirls love
him
look at him his favorite hobby is
eating like he doesn’t give a beating up kyo the cat
fuck dude
that’s just how cool he is
look at the rat
kawaii rat

5. who’s this guy???
it’s a mystery
just kidding it’s hatsuharu
he’s so mysterious
he is a cow dude
bipolar sexy guy
it’s a mystery
a fucking mystery
he looks mysterious even as a cow

6. this is shigure and he is a dog
he’s a pretty cool dude
he likes high school
girls
this face of his really
123 high school girls
scares me tho
all for me
sugoi as hell

7. this is ayame
he’s a fashionable snake
what a hottie
(kind of???) pervy
he’s brothers with yuki but yuki
sexy snake dude doesn’t give a frick wants to peel his skin off or
something
ah, brotherly love
wow what a cutie

8. this is hatori
he’s a dragon that looks like a
seahorse
“when snow melts it becomes
spring”
angst angst angst
he rarely ever smiles he was in love with some chick
but then wanted her memory of
him to be erased
he’s a sexy doctor dude
is he a dragon or a seahorse wtf
seriously tho

9. this is kagura
she’s a boar
she has 3287547823 different
personalities
she’s basically the perfect
she’s in love with an angry cat
representation of the
typical rabid fangirl
don’t let the cuteness fool you
touch her crush and you’re dead

10. this is kisa
omg she is such a
sweetheart
she will kill you with the
power of her kawaii
she is a tiger girl
watch out she bites
angst angst
motherfrickin’ angst
ouchie that has got to
hurt

11. this is hiro
smart aleck little dude
makes smartass comments
all the time
little sheep dude
who the fuck are you calling
cute
has a crush on kisa
awwww
i said who are you calling cute
motherfucker

12. this is momiji
kawaii desu little
rabbit dude
he’s half german or
something like that
angst angst angst angst
kyo hits him a lot
cute angst
“wah kyo hit me”
kawaii as hell
he looks like a
mutant pikachu
pika-bunny

13. this is akito
is he a boy???
is she a girl???
gender confusion
he (or she?) doesn’t turn into an
animal, surprisingly
people might confuse him
(or her???) for yuki
he (OR SHE???) is badass
hehehe

14. you guys are gonna share a slide sorry
these guys only appear in the manga
this is kureno this is rin
hot rooster dude feisty horse girl
lol fuck
this I
don’t
wanna
be a
what are you looking at horse
it’s my sexy body right
yep I thought so

15. so here’s a summary
• tohru meets angsty • mutant pikachu rabbit
animals • angst
• angst • i’m tired and I don’t
• all of these characters wanna do my homework
are hot/kawaii • angst
• angst • i’m running out of room
• why the fuck is hatori a now
seahorse and not a • DID I MENTION THE
dragon ANGST
• angst