This document appears to be a mock Facebook profile for Clarence Darrow, the famous American lawyer. The profile includes basic information like date of birth, hometown, education and interests. It also includes mock Facebook posts where "Clarence Darrow" comments on events that occurred during the Kennedy administration such as the Cuban Missile Crisis and putting a man on the moon.
1. facebook Clarence Darrow is arguing with my mama… Wall Photos Flair Boxes John F. Kennedy Logout View photos of CD (5) Send CD a message Poke message Wall Info Photos Boxes Write something… Share Information Networks : Washington D.C. Birthday: May 29, 1917 Political: Democrat Religion: Catholic Hometown: Brookline, Mass. Friends Kim Obama Nicki Marilyn Drake Clarence Darrow is arguing with my mama… October 7, 1963 Michael Nicki Minaj to Clarence Darrow Heeeeyyyy bae !!! Hows it ben luv ? Go on my profile n listen to my new mixtape October 1, 1963 Clarence Darrow I can’t believe I had to actually send the National Guard to Alabama just so some kids could go to college! June 11, 1963 Clarence Darrow is so glad we avoided war with the Russians! That Crisis in Cuba had my blood boiling! October 28, 1962 Clarence Darrow hopes everyone realizes how serious I am about putting a man on the moon!!! September 9, 1962 Clarence Darrow wishes the Bay of Pigs invasion had gone better! I think Castro is going to be a major thorn in the side of the U.S. April 17, 1961
2. facebook Clarence Darrow is arguing with my mama… Personal Information Wall Photos Flair Boxes John F. Kennedy Logout View photos of CD (5) Send CD a message Poke message Wall Info Photos Boxes Basic Information Information Networks : Washington D.C. Birthday: May 29, 1917 Political: Democrat Religion: Catholic Hometown: Brookline, Mass. Photos Networks: New Orleans Sex: Male Birthday: September 13, 1857 Hometown: Brookline, Ohio Political Views: Democrat Religious Views: Christian Activities: Loves defending union people Interests: Likes to argue a lot Favorite Music: lil: Wayne , Twist,; Drake , Currence, NICKI MINAJ!!!! Favorite Movies: Twilight !!!!! { Team Jacob!!!! } Favorite TV Shows: Jersey Shore, SpongeBob Favorite Books: The Road Not Taken, From Russia With Love, Marlborough, Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire The Family Updated last Tuesday 2 Albums White House Updated two months ago Contact Information Address: 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue , Gretna, Louisiana 70058 Phone Number: (504) 911 {EMERGENCY ONLY}
3. facebook Wall Photos Flair Boxes John F. Kennedy Logout Wall Info Photos Boxes Photos of CD 7 Photos CD’s Albums 2 Photo Alums Young me 5 photos Trials 5 photos Profile Pictures 1 photo Clarence Darrow is arguing with my mama…