http://bridgetkromhout.com/speaking/2016/agileindia/

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Containers will not fix
your broken culture
(and other hard truths)

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lives:
Minneapolis,
Minnesota
works:
Pivotal
podcasts:
Arrested
DevOps
organizes:
devopsdays
Bridget Kromhout

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Traded oncall… …for more travel (Similar effect on sleep)

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Docker in Production:
Reality, Not Hype

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Deconstructing a
Python/Django
monolith into
Dockerized
Go microservices
(as was the style
at the time)
How to win at buzzword bingo:

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Two-Pizza
teams

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Image credit: James Ernest

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“Any organization that designs a system…
will produce a design
whose structure is a copy of
the organization's
communication
structure.”
Mel Conway

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“Nothing’s the same anymore.”
Babylon 5
Jeffrey Sinclair
Image credit: Astroengine

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Legacy:
your
customers
& money
live
here

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Visvesvaraya Museum, Bengaluru
IBM 1401 (in use until 1989)

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“It’s not necessary
to change.
Survival is
not mandatory.”
—W. Edwards
Deming

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“Effective
devops tools
enable automation
without
isolating humans
from the automation
process”
Jennifer Davis

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Make
the right thing
the easy thing

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Containers as b
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Y object

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The Wall of Confusion

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“In the last week there were
67 deploys
of 496 changes
by 18 people”
Image credit: visual_dichotomy on Flickr

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quoted in “10+ Deploys Per Day:
Dev and Ops Cooperation at Flickr” at Velocity 2009
John Allspaw & Paul Hammond
“In the last week there were
67 deploys
of 496 changes
by 18 people”
Flickr Dev Blog, December 17th 2008
Image credit: visual_dichotomy on Flickr

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CA
CP AP
AvailabilityConsistency
Partition
Tolerance
“a partition is a
time bound
on communication.”
Eric Brewer

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Image credit: Vasa Museet

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Image credit: Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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DEVOPS
?
Image credit: Museum of Play

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navigating
choices

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evaluating progress

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Process:
scar tissue
from past
failure

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Staying
on top of
computering
(as one does)

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The Wall of Confusion (here there be White Walkers)

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Thank you!