6. 'Cisco just offered
me a job! Now I
have to weigh the
utility of a fatty
paycheck against
the daily commute
to San Jose and
hating the work.'
'Who is the hiring manager. I’m
sure they would love to know
#4 @theconnor that you will hate the work. We
here at Cisco are versed in the
web.'
7. #5 Kimberley Swann
Kimberely Swann, 16, was
shown the door after posting
that her job was 'boring' on
Facebook
8. Tweeted his way out
of the Labour Party
'Just won a
signed Celtic
shirt in a raffle.
Want to vom' 'Coffin dodgers'
#6 Stuart MacLennan
'Johnnie Walker Red Label is
Pub full of 'depressed teuchters' so awful they can't sell it in
Scotland'
9. Virgin Atlantic sacked 13
staff for calling its flyers
'chavs' on Facebook
#7 Virgin Atlantic staff
10. D'OH!!!
#8 Peter Hoekstra
'Just landed in Baghdad. I believe it
may be first time I've had bb service in
Iraq. 11th trip here'
11. #9 Darren Bent
'Seriously getting p***** off now. Why can't
anything be simple. It's so frustrating hanging
round. Sunderland are not the problem in the
slightest. Do I wanna go HullCity? NO. Do I
wanna go Stoke? NO. Do I wanna go
Sunderland? YES. So stop f****** around
12. #10 Paul Chambers
'Robin Hood airport is closed. You've
got a week and a bit to get your s*it
together, otherwise I'm blowing the
airport sky high!'
13. ThaThThank you
Thank You
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