1. The Best 10 Mind-Numbingly Stupid Quotes by Dick Cheney Oso Bruno’s Top ten June 2008

2. 10) "Except for the occasional heart attack, I never felt better." –June 4, 2003

3. 9) "I had other priorities in the sixties than military service." –on his five draft deferments, April 5, 1989

4. 8) "There are a lot of lessons we want to learn out of this process in terms of what works. I think we are in fact on our way to getting on top of the whole Katrina exercise." --Sept. 10, 2005

5. 7) "Conservation may be a sign of personal virtue but it is not a sufficient basis for a sound, comprehensive energy policy." –April 30, 2001

6. 6) "My belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators." --March 16, 2003

7. 5) " We know he's been absolutely devoted to trying to acquire nuclear weapons, and we believe he has, in fact, reconstituted nuclear weapons." --March 16, 2003

8. 4) "In Iraq, a ruthless dictator cultivated weapons of mass destruction and the means to deliver them. Sponsored Links

9. 3) "I think they're in the last throes, if you will, of the insurgency." -- on the Iraq insurgency, June 20, 2005

10. 2) "Oh, yeah. He is. Big time.'' --agreeing with then-candidate George W. Bush, who was overheard at a campaign rally saying, "There's Adam Clymer, major league a**hole from The New York Times," Sept. 4, 2000

11. 1) "Go f*ck yourself." --to Sen. Patrick Leahy, during an angry exchange on the Senate floor about profiteering by Halliburton, June 25, 2004