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My Name is Baratunde, and
I’m a Facebook Curmudgeon
Small Presentation Thing for Web Community Forum 2007


                www.baratunde.com

          Comedian, Author, Vigilante Pundit
About Me

Political comedian, writer
Blogger for Huffington Post, Jack & Jill
Politics, baratunde.com
Former strategy consultant for
mediacommwebstuff
Recently joined The Onion as Web Editor


                      www.baratunde.com
Facebook User Since 1990s




        www.baratunde.com
Rich User Profiles!




Name                    Major
Phone Number            Email
Mailing Address         Dorm Room
Class Year              Offline-Poking
          www.baratunde.com
Rich User Profiles!
                                           Multi-
                                          Platform
                                         Messaging




Name                    Major
Phone Number            Email
Mailing Address         Dorm Room
Class Year              Offline-Poking
          www.baratunde.com
Rich User Profiles!
                                           Multi-
                                          Platform
                                         Messaging




                                         Behaviorial
                                         Targeting
                                            Data


Name                    Major
Phone Number            Email
Mailing Address         Dorm Room
Class Year              Offline-Poking
          www.baratunde.com
Rich User Profiles!
                                           Multi-
                                          Platform
                                         Messaging




                                         Behaviorial
                                         Targeting
                                            Data


Name                    Major
Phone Number            Email            Location-
                                          Based
Mailing Address         Dorm Room        Services

Class Year              Offline-Poking
          www.baratunde.com
Things to Fix
in the New FacebookWebAdvertisingSocialPlatform 2.0 Service




 Bad for whales (partially resolved)
 Bass ackwards contacts & messaging
 The (Spam) Platform
 Other Whining
 Conclusion

                    www.baratunde.com
The Day Facebook Died to Me
Presence
           August 17, 2007


                                                  900 frnds, 600 in grp
                                                  replaced email list.
                                                  trapped
                                                  used for promo
                                                  BLOCKED
                                                  >> Angry Blogging
                 Photo by B I R D, via Flickr



             Status: Partially resolved by Pages
                              www.baratunde.com
Groups vs. Pages
Presence
           How about Grages?
                     Feature                  Groups   Pages
                                                ?        Y
              Bulk Messaging w/o Limit

                                                Y        --
             Members Can Reply to Msg

                                                --       --
           Target Msg by Geography, Other

                                                Y       -- *
                 Invite Mechanism

                                                Y       -- *
                Use for Event Invites

                                                --       Y
                    Applications

                                                         Y
            Usage Metrics (vid plays, etc)

                                                  Y     -- *
             Easy to Find (via directory)

                     Status: Pages wins for me.
                                                         * = likely to be fixed
                                   www.baratunde.com
I have 1,224 friends
Contacts
           Now what?

            Create Custom Groups:
               Affiliation: high school, conference, illegally wiretapped
               Geography, etc.

            Let Me Do Things with them
               Messaging
               Event invites
               View and interact with apps (e.g. popular books among subgroup)



                           Status: Still Sucks
                                 www.baratunde.com
MySpace Flashbacks
Msging
         or Never Abandon Basic Features that Work

          Folders???
          Search???
          Group Messages???
          Flagging???
          Filters/Blocking???
          Export/Download???


                        Status: Still Sucks
                           www.baratunde.com
MySpace Flashbacks
Msging
         or Never Abandon Basic Features that Work

          Folders???
          Search???
          Group Messages???
                                               EMAIL!!
          Flagging???
          Filters/Blocking???
          Export/Download???


                        Status: Still Sucks
                           www.baratunde.com
If I get one more Zombie invite
CrApps   ...I’m digging up a corpse, injecting it with the Rage virus and
         setting it loose on the Facebook developers



                    Give me a Dashboard w/ total &
                    friend users
                    Build in ratings
                    Create a category for “stupid”
                    Let me opt out

              Status: Getting better. Doesn’t
                         email me
                                www.baratunde.com
Networks and Beacon
Whining
          Now I’m just piling on

           Let me join multiple city networks
           Give users explicit control of their data




                              www.baratunde.com
Facebook has massive potential
The End
          May one day be as good as




                         www.baratunde.com
Facebook has massive potential
The End
          May one day be as good as




                            The
                          Internet




                         www.baratunde.com

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Baratunde Thurston on the Facebook Curmudgeon Panel at WCF 07

  • 1. My Name is Baratunde, and I’m a Facebook Curmudgeon Small Presentation Thing for Web Community Forum 2007 www.baratunde.com Comedian, Author, Vigilante Pundit
  • 2. About Me Political comedian, writer Blogger for Huffington Post, Jack & Jill Politics, baratunde.com Former strategy consultant for mediacommwebstuff Recently joined The Onion as Web Editor www.baratunde.com
  • 3. Facebook User Since 1990s www.baratunde.com
  • 4. Rich User Profiles! Name Major Phone Number Email Mailing Address Dorm Room Class Year Offline-Poking www.baratunde.com
  • 5. Rich User Profiles! Multi- Platform Messaging Name Major Phone Number Email Mailing Address Dorm Room Class Year Offline-Poking www.baratunde.com
  • 6. Rich User Profiles! Multi- Platform Messaging Behaviorial Targeting Data Name Major Phone Number Email Mailing Address Dorm Room Class Year Offline-Poking www.baratunde.com
  • 7. Rich User Profiles! Multi- Platform Messaging Behaviorial Targeting Data Name Major Phone Number Email Location- Based Mailing Address Dorm Room Services Class Year Offline-Poking www.baratunde.com
  • 8. Things to Fix in the New FacebookWebAdvertisingSocialPlatform 2.0 Service Bad for whales (partially resolved) Bass ackwards contacts & messaging The (Spam) Platform Other Whining Conclusion www.baratunde.com
  • 9. The Day Facebook Died to Me Presence August 17, 2007 900 frnds, 600 in grp replaced email list. trapped used for promo BLOCKED >> Angry Blogging Photo by B I R D, via Flickr Status: Partially resolved by Pages www.baratunde.com
  • 10. Groups vs. Pages Presence How about Grages? Feature Groups Pages ? Y Bulk Messaging w/o Limit Y -- Members Can Reply to Msg -- -- Target Msg by Geography, Other Y -- * Invite Mechanism Y -- * Use for Event Invites -- Y Applications Y Usage Metrics (vid plays, etc) Y -- * Easy to Find (via directory) Status: Pages wins for me. * = likely to be fixed www.baratunde.com
  • 11. I have 1,224 friends Contacts Now what? Create Custom Groups: Affiliation: high school, conference, illegally wiretapped Geography, etc. Let Me Do Things with them Messaging Event invites View and interact with apps (e.g. popular books among subgroup) Status: Still Sucks www.baratunde.com
  • 12. MySpace Flashbacks Msging or Never Abandon Basic Features that Work Folders??? Search??? Group Messages??? Flagging??? Filters/Blocking??? Export/Download??? Status: Still Sucks www.baratunde.com
  • 13. MySpace Flashbacks Msging or Never Abandon Basic Features that Work Folders??? Search??? Group Messages??? EMAIL!! Flagging??? Filters/Blocking??? Export/Download??? Status: Still Sucks www.baratunde.com
  • 14. If I get one more Zombie invite CrApps ...I’m digging up a corpse, injecting it with the Rage virus and setting it loose on the Facebook developers Give me a Dashboard w/ total & friend users Build in ratings Create a category for “stupid” Let me opt out Status: Getting better. Doesn’t email me www.baratunde.com
  • 15. Networks and Beacon Whining Now I’m just piling on Let me join multiple city networks Give users explicit control of their data www.baratunde.com
  • 16. Facebook has massive potential The End May one day be as good as www.baratunde.com
  • 17. Facebook has massive potential The End May one day be as good as The Internet www.baratunde.com