1. You might have heard
of
You might have also heard
of

2. INTRODUCING OUR VERY OWN
SHAKE SHAW
-
Official SOP reviewer for The ‘one man army’ of
contestants in phase 2 TEJAS@IIMB
Elections

3. Day Schol(i)ar at NIT, Trichy
Before the Exams
I am totally screwed in today’s exam. I
ended up watching TV at home and I did
not study anything. I just opened my book
in the bus while coming to college.
After the Exams
Final Marks
Hey the prof does not
know how to correct an
exam paper….!!!
98/100

4. At India’s largest power
generation company (PSU – Sarkari Job)
What he thought he was
doing..!
What people outside
NTPC thought he was
doing..!
What he actually did..!! 

5. He keeps talking about certain people and
whenever he does, he blushes….!! Something
happening???????
One of the reasons that he
keeps telling that he has to
attend Spreadsheet
modeling group meeting

6. During Unmaad
I am not coming for any of the
events..! I have to play FIFA in
my room. Since my ‘Ctrl’ key is
loose because of excessive
playing, I also have to go out
and buy a new keyboard
What he actually does – Starting manager mode and letting
the computer autoplay all the matches :-x WT??$#%%^^&&
Why the hell should your ‘Ctrl’
key get damaged for this :-O

7. Fraud Singer
Aarambh Times…
With aim to attract the best 
But he ended up with…

8. Naan Engae
Eppadi
Irunthirukka
Vendian
theriyuma !!!
He was vying to be the next ‘MIKE MURALI’ in
Aarambh ..
Only to be called as “BESURA” by the class

9. AVINASH’s NEW VENTURE –
Learning to play tennis
A normal tennis
serve AVINASH’s new
fusion serve

10. Be there at A-Base at 00:00 hrs.
Important Fact:
He has never been hooshed in his life before. So
let’s make this a memorable first hoosh! 
Only sitting on snow
should be able to cool
his back.. ;-)