1. Hello everybody.
This slideshow is based on true events
over the past year or so.
The original intent of these slides was to
promote the evil oil sand industry to a
younger audience…
However the author got sidetracked due to
boredom with his assignment and
completely altered the topic to target a
special viewer. The result is as follows …

2. Wow, she is
pretty.
I am flying
around, why?
I will descend down,
however I forewarn
to behave or else.
Hello there,
what are you
doing?
I would like to talk
to you for a bit.
Can you come down
please?
Will do.
I have a thing for real smart chicks
Once upon a time in a far
distant land …
Our beautiful Heroine was
gracefully flying around …
One day, she caught the
attention of our valiant
Hero…
Hi …. ….
Hi …. ….
She is so sweet
and smart.
… …. …. …. ….I dig smart chicks 
… …. …. …. ….
You are a bit
strange.
Yes, I know 
… … …I better not mess
this chance up.
Or else I will regret
it for the rest of my
life.

3. Sorry, I
am an
idiot…
Yes, you are.
Go away now.
Goodbye!!
However our HERO could never
figure out how to properly
deliver his thoughts, instead …
Complete Knockout.
Out of frustration, he acted
more like a villain and kept
putting his foot in his mouth
…
Disappointed the Heroine
could not hear no more. …
And it ended with a …

4. Disappointed and with his
confidence really low, our
hero felt like a…
So he went to see Professor
Know-it-all, who diagnosed
him with a…
To mend his illness, the
professor prescribed him a
magical elixir of “GET OVER
IT DUDE” and ….

5. BODY MIND SOUL
As time passed, our Hero
become restless with his
state…
Note: This is only a representation of the
state of mind of the hero. He isn’t a
juice monkey.
He decided that he had to get
better. As such he started to
train his…
Suddenly our HERO was
rejuvenated and was ready to
challenge the world again.

6. Don’t chase, you
are not making it.
Forget it dude, you
are not making it.
A new man now, our curious
HERO was absorbing life
lessons from every
experience…
Persistence and
resilience are key for
success.
WOW, he made it!!
HMMM, WHERE DID
YOU COME FROM?
I didn’t see you on
the bus.

7. Zzzz ... Zzzz…Zzzz
Zzzz …Zzzz
Zzzz … ...Zzzz…. Zzzz…
With the price of the barrel of
oil plummeting, there wasn’t
much for our hard working
HERO to do at work.
Hero’s Psychoanalytic Dream-Analysis
#1: Nothing special here, he is sleeping.
Hero’s Psychoanalytic Dream-Analysis #2 :
It is a Shawarma, he is hungry.
Hero’s Psychoanalytic Dream-Analysis #3 :
Forget her DUDE, she is not interested.
I am trying 

8. After work, our persistent
HERO usually caught a flight
to go to school to learn stuff
that he would never use in the
real world…
This is the theory of
Whatever. It is derived as
follows ….
…. x +y +z =1 ….?@#$ … … $$$ … #%^…
!#!@ 3@ … … #@EQ @
Heroine!
Oups, my bad, it is nothing, I
thought that I saw someone.Is there something wrong MR.
HERO?
STOP INTERUPTING MY
CLASSES!!
I am sorry Professor Know-it-all.
I won’t do it again.
By the way, your theory is all
wrong, it should be 𝐸 = 𝑚 𝑐2
not 𝐸 = 𝑚 𝑐 .
Stop talking nonsense. GET
OUT!!
Why? You kicked me out last
time too, I will fail the class
if this continues.
Then be quiet, stop challenging
my theories and resolve your
issues.
Any ideas on how?
I don’t know, it is an
unsolvable conundrum.
I thought you knew it all
Professor Know-it-all?
Your issues are many, illogical
and beyond science.

9. On his free time, our
inquisitive HERO loved reading
and learning about different
subjects …
Nope!!
Uhhh… mmm.. Uhhh..Eureka, that is what
she meant!!!
Men Are From Venus and
Women Are From Mars.
That is the problem
It is the other way
around DUMMY. You still
don’t get it Mr Hero
I am doomed, professor. Yes you are,
priesthood might be
your best option.
More importantly how
do you get such a slim
figure?
Just eliminate the carbs.
however he was fixated on by
one specific subject that
haunted him ….

10. As time went on, our amazing
Hero was working hard facing
all challenges …
Yet …
You cant be too picky,
you are no George
Clooney after all…
Yes I am.
You know why?.
Why do you keep
following me.
Whatever, stop
distracting me while I
am cooking.
It smells good.
Hmmm...Honest and virtuous...
… … … …Hmmm, tell me what
you are looking for in a
woman?
HAHAHA, you are so
gullible, there is no such
perfect girl in this world.
You better not go there.
To cut your juicy
chicken of course.
So strong that she isn’t
afraid of letting her
tears flow when she
needs to...
A woman that will
inspire me to make the
impossible happen.
A girl who would lure
me in with her smarts;
then capture me by
her depth.
Someone who believes in
a greater purpose yet
lives life to the fullest
without compromising
her faith;
A good warm woman
whom I would proudly
introduce to my
mother.
I would carry the world
on my shoulders for
such a woman.
Well, I did talk with
such a woman once.
Why do you have a
chainsaw?

11. Huh, impregnable!! I
know of a gazillion ways
to break this wall.
Seriously disappear,
you are ruining my
chances here
I cant, I am your
subconscious, you must
have figured this out by
now.
Ohhh, that is my
problem, I am going
crazy.
Our poor Hero couldn’t forget
our beautiful Heroine no
matter what he tried…
He was ready for anything just
to be able to reach her …
However the road was blocked
by an impregnable ….
Our HERO knew that he was in
a real bind, he needed her to
help him…
To deliver his message.