Incident response is generally predicated on the ability to examine a system post-breach, pull memory dumps, file system artifacts, system logs, etc. But what happens when that system was part of a fleet of containers? How do you pull a memory dump from an ephemeral container? How do you do forensics when the container and the host that ran the container have been gone for days? Even assuming you catch an intrusion while it's ongoing, how do you respond effectively if you can't access the systems in question because they are read-only, no SSH access? Coinbase has spent the last year attacking these challenges in a AWS-based, immutable and fully containerized infrastructure that stores over a billion dollars of digital currency. Come see how we do it.