2. Erin and Rainer had another baby in my failed last-minute attempt to get another girl as a potential heiress. Unfortunately it didn’t work and they ended up with another boy, Michael, named after Michael Kors. Christian and Tyra both became ermm ‘interesting’ looking teenagers and the family was burgled again by the infamous plumburglar who took their shower and got away with it! Anyway Michael was ignored through most of his childhood and at the very end of the last chapter Erin had met a new ‘friend’ DimitriIvanov, who she desperately wanted to ask if he was single…
3. It’s time for Christian’s birthday! And you know what that means! That he can move out! Hoo-ray!
4. Christian: “Hello Ladies!” Erin: *Bursts out laughing* *zooms in for the cover shot* Rainer: “Hmm, yeah ugly, I think I’m going to work now” Tyra: “Yeah,, ermm I think Michael’s pooped, bye”
5. As a teenager, he rolled the LTW to reach level 10 of the forensic police branch, so here we are, then he can move out.
6. It was a very hard decision but when Christian moved out I decided Michael would be better off in Christian’s care what with Tyra due to grow up soon and have children of her own. Cheer up Christian!
7. Christian: “Shut up! At Least you don’t have to be your little brother’s legal guardian!” Oh boo hoo!
8. Christian then got into a car I never knew he had and drove to his new random designated lot.
9. Which happened to be this one, *cough* like he can afford that! It’s all wrong. And what was even more crazy is that not a day into him living there he already had a kid, as a single parent! How stupid and unrealistic, so from here on I play with IndieStone Progression Mod, it runs your game exactly how EA promised it would in the first place, i.e. no kids born to single male parents and families move in to houses that actually cater for their needs. If you’re interested it can be found at ModTheSims and I recommend you look in to getting it.
10. Anyway, Erin decided it was time to visit Dimitri, in Erin’s world, it is always time to visit Dimitri.
11. I would say ‘hooray’ but maybe I won’t in case Erin thinks I’m encouraging her and she starts to roll unspeakable wishes for him… You probably think I’m joking but she truly is his #1 fan *wears foam hand with #1 on* True story.
12. Because Erin is a journalist, the family gets benefits if Erin pays to see a film and writes a good review after, so often, I send her to the cinema at least 3 times a week just to write reports. Plus, the more reports you sit down and write, the higher your job performance becomes.
13. Rainer finally got enough skill points to make Key Lime Pie, and seeing as it’s Erin’s and Tyra’s (and my) favourite food I went crazy. Yummmyyyyyy key lime pie. I could have kissed my laptop!
14. Christian: “Oh hi dad,” Seeing as I want to keep in touch with Christian’s messed up family I send a different family member every now and then to visit.
15. Christian: “How’s Tyra?” Rainer: “Tyra is a bit…” *waves hand crazily* Christian: “What’s that supposed to mean?” I don’t know…
16. *Squeal* Another good thing about IndieStone, is that sims actually get jobs and promotions and stuff so it’s more realistic. Sorry, I’d love to stop promoting IndieStone but I just can’t, I mean Look at that!! ^^^^^^^
17. Tyra had a want to play guitar and so I send her to the gazebo, which is one of my favourite community lots in Riverview.
18. She’s now however out after curfew (she had a wish to stay out so late) but then decided she was too tired and sprinted to a cab. -___-
19. Then the next day it’s time for Tyra’s birthday and with Rainer at work it’s only Erin watching (as well as pulling the most amazing faces and clapping)
20. Wow! She grew up in nice clothes!! :O Tyra: “mmm cake!”
21. Tyra’s LTW is to reach the top of the medical career and so I send her immediately to get a job.
22. Hang on a second Dimitri, I’ll send Erin out to greet you.
23. Tyra: “Oh,, gee, hi Dimitri, I’d invite you in but my dad… he’s *waves hand* What is it with mysims and that action?!
24. Erin! Get outside, Dimitri’s here Erin: *Squee!!!* “Really?! Oh I mean,, ermm yeah, whatever, there’s an ulterior motive to his visit this time”. I don’t like the sound of this…
25. It doesn’t take a brain surgeon to realise the ulterior motive is Tyra + Dimitri = Wedding bells + babies but allDimitri wanted to talk about was Erin. Dimitri: “So how’s your mum, huh?!” Tyra: “She’s good” Dimitri: “How’s her job?!!” Tyra: “Ermm.” *starts to dial 911*
26. O-KAYYY!! It’s spouse hunting time with who other than your dear old mum?! Basically I sent Tyra and Erin to the gazebo and the first good looking male that Tyra already knows that I see will be her husband and generation 3’s daddy. Tyra gets straight to work cooking tofu dogs, cause that always lures people around in the sims 2 so why not TS3??.
27. Hold the (bone) phone! It’s Dimitri.. Honestly this hadn’t been planned but it now must be a sign, so ta-daaaaa Dimitri will go from DimitriIvanov to Dimitri Couture (oh how chic darling!)
28. Tyra: “Oh crud!” All I can say is that it’s a good job Dimitri is a natural cook, Tyra can’t even cook tofu dogs Erin: “I’m waiting!”
29. So whilst Tyra and Dimitri are talking over burnt Tofu Dogs it’s time for Erin to become… an elder :’( Erin: “Whoo! Yeah! Come on Yuri!!” *waves noisy thing around*
30. Erin grew up paler as a ghost, we’ll have to change that, maybe it’s just a shock as she’s always been so loud and colourful and now it looks like she’s grown up in a night dress and is practicing to be a ghost!
31. Tyra: “Wow! You work in the grocery store! I get my groceries from there!” *headpalm* Erin: “Hi Dimitri” *glare glareglareglareglare* Dimitri: “Oh Hi Erin,” *glitches arm through dress* You know what, I don’t want to know the sort of relationship they have going on…
32. Rainer however is Rainer, chubby, gullible and food-driven. I wish there were aliens in TS3, he’d be the perfect probing victim enjoy himself so much.
33. But then it’s time for his birthday too and he grows up in overalls that scream ‘Howdy Ma’am, I’m here to fix yo toilet!”
34. Here he is post makeover. The whole look says ‘kind and thoughtful, yet a bit slow in the mind’. Whilst the pink shirt sends a statement that any one can wear pink and rock. Do I need to say how much he looks like the character ‘Harold Bishop’ from Neighbours?!
37. I don’t know why the subject of conversation is always Tyra. Are people bitter that she’s heiress?!
38. This is Vicente, the baby that Christian had with himself. (sorry if that phrase has given you nightmares or something). Vicente has Rainer’s green-genes! Green eyes Green hair roots Green hair tips Green eye brows.
39. And this is Tyra après-makeover. Her look is smart and carefree. Simples
40. For her job Tyra needs to know logic skill and so she might as well kick some butt whilst doing it so she invites competitors round to challenge. Tyra: “Ok then Roxie, bring it!” *drags chair in*
41. Roxie: “Don’t count on winning sugar! I’ve been playing chess since before you were born, now lets see…”
42. Children, the moral of the story is that you should listen to your elders and their threats of kicking some butt.
43. This is the first kiss Tyra has had with Dimitri, I think they’re so adorable together!
44. Another good thing about IndieStone (sorry) Bob and Betty Newbie!! I nearly jumped out of my chair.
45. Tyra: “Dimitri, It’s been 2 days since our first kiss, would you do me the honour of becoming my husband?” Dimitri: *squee* *jumps 5 foot in the air*
46. Erin: “Hi Kids, what you up to? Getting married huh?” *mumbles* “Meant to be me!”*Blocks out Tyra from the picture* Very subtle Erin…
47. Erin: “Oh, Hi kids, still here? How’s the engagement going? Don’t mind me, just passing through after taking a wizz.” Tyra: “Muuuuuum! Quit embarrassing me!”
48. The next day is… wedding time!!! And here is the venue the ‘juice hole’ (or whatever it’s called). Anyway, a family who parties together stays together and all that…
49. So here we have little Vicente posing for the millions of fans he has around the globe (he’s a little cutie)
51. And Michael, who looks more Michael Jackson than Michael Kors, but whatever, seeing as I no longer control him there are no bad feelings.
52. And this is what comes up when I check on Christian whilst Erin is speaking to him… Roxie?! As in Roxie Lin, the woman who beat Tyra at chess?! (Yes, it is her)
53. And so the party continues. Yeah,, there really isn’t much to say.
54. After the marriage, and knowing that generation 3 was on the way I built a bigger house. I know there are no walls or floors yet but this was during building, and it’s decorated now.
55. And the first piece of business is… yeah… O_o Dimitri: “Oh paramedic Tyra! Can you help me, I’ve got terrible burns!” Tyra: “Where?”Dimitri: *whispers* Hey,, it was themwho said it!
56. Well obviously the cheesiest pick up line around about checking out burns worked…
57. Rainer: “Umm, Dimitri, I don’t think doing that is wise or safe, I’m a chef you know.” Dimitri: “hmmm” *licks plate and glitches arm through chest*
58. Generation 3 is coming,, ermm I mean.. Why what a terrible tragedy that Tyra should fall so unexpectedly ill (??)
59. I don’t know what the reason for this picture is.. Maybe to illustrate how much Rainer reminds me of Poppin Fresh??
60. And this picture doesn’t have a meaning either, just to say ‘Look the family has a Toyota!!’ (!!!)
61. Wow, I’m still learning about this game, it’s so intricate and realistic sometimes with things like this.
62. Tyra: “Oh! So I wasn’t mysteriously taken ill after woohooing?! Well that’s a relief!” For you maybe, but I’m going to have to put up with the stinky brat after it’s born!
63. Tyra has a stomach as thick as tissue paper, all she does is vomit in the toilet!
64. Rainer?! What are you watching?! Rainer: “Nothing! Leave me alone!” *tries to change channel*
66. Anyway, I think I’m going to end it here, thanks for reading and your guess is as good as mine as to what Tyra will pop out… But I won’t be doing the goodbye this time, I’ll leave it to these two…
67. Jasper: “Oh Antoinette, when I look into your eyes,,, I love you” Antoinette: “Oh Jasper! Zhatis zoo romantik, I know zhat our love villzhee us through to zhe next chapter” Until next time.