2. • Guile
• Pride
• Fear
• Force
• temperance
• Virtue
• Lawgiver
• reformer of opinion
• Teacher
• G.M.F. (get money
fanatic)

4. A is for Alignment
Examples:
• Alignment of things in the park at night:
• The low bushes
• The trees
• The street lamps
• Playgrounds, slides
• Semi trucks and garbage trucks
• Sometimes things are unAligned
• Ex. Extraction rate of containers of peanut
butter and jelly

5. Bushes:Chaotic Evil

6. Trees: Chaotic Neutral

7. Of course...
• Street lamps: Lawful Evil
• Slides and playground: Lawful Good

8. • Semi trucks: Neutral Evil
• Garbage trucks: Benign Neutral

9. B is for Big Calf Summer

10. C is for is for
CirculambulatoryRegimens
• Assigned yearly journeys
• These annual pilgrimages evaluated
• Usually filtered thru an apse, where those
ashamed are held to be viewed

11. this movement is brownian in nature

12. D is for Different

13. • There are Different “kinds of things”
• time – changers: most drugs, sex,
amusement parks, masturbation
• time – extenders: food, water, health, climate
appropriate clothing (these are the things
keep you alive and thus extend your time),
money
• time – maximizers: these maximize the
potential of time (i.e. save time) and are
things like oil/gas, fire, food, caffeine,
transportation, money
• Dispositional states
• Measurements
• Causal levers (stuff you can reach)

14. Causal levers can also be called
“softswitches”

15. E is for Etiquette
• Saying sorry, please, thank you, I’m just
joking (especially sorry)
• If you wanna talk, talk!
• If you cant think of anything to talk about,
talk about the weather!
• Don’t think of your friends when you pee
• Don’t be an Indian giver

17. F is for Friends
• If you bring something up to a Friend (an
anecdote, a fact) and something comes up
shortly thereafter in their lives that relates to
your anecdote, or if your fact helps them
accomplish something, then you can be said
to be a prophet and what you spoke is said to
be Truth.
• If your convictions don’t align with someone's
100% your Friendbar can never max out

18. G is for Good
• No town can do without a fire department. That is why,
while love of risk (thumos) is generally not encouraged in
our town, we guiltily have a small reservoir of citizens
with a decent allocation of the virtue willing to put their
lives at risk to save others
•
You can talk about the Good in people by talking about
them to other people
• You can talk about whether they are #climbingforthetop
or #descendingtothelowerreaches

20. H is for Hour
• “You’re 7pm to me”
• “Really, that’s the worst time of day”
• “You’re high noon to me”
• “Thanks, I love you too”
• “You’re April 7th, 1976 to me”
• “Fuck you”
• “Youre the 2000 Sydney Olympics”
• “Oh yeah, did they win or lose?”

21. • When you interrupt someone you are doing the
opposite of maximizing their Time
• When you appear uncomfortable to others they see
you as not maximizing your own Time
• Indian giving is telling someone how to increase
extraction yield and then demanding a cut of the yield
• Forcing people to learn/adopt new actions speech to
accomplish NO NEW ENDS; NO NEW ENDS

22. J is for Just Having Fun
or Just for Fun
It s how we do it,
why we do it,
and when we do
it 

23. K is for Knowledge
• Drink it thru a straw
• Leave it overnight and then come back
• Keep it in an airtight container if you don’t
want it to change, leave it in a dry place
• If you want it really safe really protect it
• Always better to guess than to leave
something blank

25. L is for L.U.S.O.C.O.R.
Let Us Start Our Conception Of Realty:
• On the advertisement on the side of the bus that says
“Make every night legendary”
• On going inside us the chief increasers of our dispositional
states
• Based on everyone treating their lives as an interlocking
series of “filmic moments”
• On everyone having a pleasure/pain stratification similar to
the 1% 99% “Occupy wall street” claim (respectively)
• Based on people having partitions of omniscience
according to their power
• Based on people having blacked out eyes if they don’t
exhibit proper etiquette
• One where friends and stars align :)

27. M is for Materials
• “Though Time can be spent through labour to
purchase Materials, Materials must be cautioned
for, and can be evil or contain malevolent qualities
by association.
• For example, many a child has been made sick by
sunlight incorrectly hitting a plastic toy they were
playing with, giving the warm plastic a sensation
and smell to induce them to nausea.”
• If they belong to a big person (e.g. the gov’t) and
you damage them, they might make you stay at
your house or in their building for a while to waste
your T

28. N is for Names
• Imposing the correct names on things
• Paper=block
• Bread=frozen
• Paper + bread = ice
• The adding and subtracting of names
generally agreed upon
• LIKE AN ARCHER, WE AIM TO
OVERSHOOT OUR TARGET KNOWING WE
WILL disappoint ESTIMATIONS

29. O Is for “Other” methods of social
decision making
• O.I.O.E (optimific input-output equation)
Best explained in figure 7.12:

31. “Other” methods (cont.)
• E.R.T.
• Mode of thinking engaged half-willingly where
one judges every pain and every pleasure,
ever friend and every enemy, every hope and
every error, every blade of grass and every
ray of sunshine, the whole fabric of things
that make up their lives, and decide whether
they could bear the eternal recurrence of their
lives if they act in the way they are about to
act.

32. “Other” methods (cont.)
• Doing things in advance for ends you do
not yet know (hoping they will be helpful)

33. P is for Places
• Places are part location (physical
situatuedness) part “other stuff”
• Can be Good or Bad
• Vacation City ‘13
• The Town of Las Talkas
• Parts of them can change but location usually
stays the same
• Places make up different zones together (in a
honeycomb structure)

35. Q is for Questions
• What recently have you done of note?
• Which among you would die fighting
on the balconies and in the vitrines of
the Art Institute protecting our cultural
treasures from the barbarians at the
gates?

36. R is for Referent
• What you choose first so you can base other
things
• A measurement:
• angry minute
• ashamed inch
• proud liter
• quick foot
• Make sure youre using the right one at the
right time

37. Briefly, let us look at Skills:

38. S is for Skills
• Built up from foundations of more basic
skills. Ex.: spatially operating > crawling >
walking > socialization > school > driver’s
ed > driving > pizza delivery driver or drive
to building sites to lay bricks
• there is such a thing as MAX SKILLS
• Inability to perform a task isn't your fault it
hints at the failure of a different you
(maybe you weren't even present)

39. • One takes great care crossing the street. Street crossing is a
time when one is most vulnerable, when one entrusts one’s
existential condition to the good will of the car drivers.
• Customers running into shops:
• “Why does your coffee suck ass!”
• Who do you think youre catering to!?
• Why isnt this can lid adequatley perforated!
• People all distancing themselves (equally) from a noted pariah
in physical space
• One person being adored by all or most functioning as acting
sovereign
• People receive partitions of omniscience in the mail according to
level of authority/noteworthiness and people respond to them in
kind
• People stuck eternally in a state of loneliness because they are
Purely Rational™
• When the slightest inconvenience occurs, a person screams out
loud, clutching their chest and thinking themselves cursed

40. A conversation from Las Talkas:
> Walking, women in front of me drops penny, events as follows:
> Hear penny drop (audio registration)
> Find penny by glint of light (visual registration)
> Pick up penny (physical acquisition)
> Say: “M’am, you dropped this,” (verbal notification)
> Doesn’t hear me, continues walking (failed audio registration)
> Decide walking after her, begin to do so, see person watching
me decide what I will do, decide it is only a one cent piece and
therefore continue on my way (rationalization)
> See a man panhandling for change, give penny to him, explain
situation and background (interaction/ further rationalization)
>Thanks me (gratification)
^a rare

41. • People acquire skills, knowledge, and exp
(experience) as they move through life. This
is good. People who have accumulated a lot
die (old people) and people with none are
born (new borns). More new borns are being
borned and filled up with s, k and e as they
move through life. if world population is
constantly increasing wouldn’t this dictate
that overall s, k, and e increases overall and
thus overall potential for Good increases?

42. V is for

44. • Held to usually be the most important of
the four Cardinal directions
• Direction in which Vacation City is in

45. West (cont.)
• Conversation with peer (female) at party:
• Q: How big is your ego?
• Out of?
• Is it 10?
• I guess or 100?
• Like what is 10 Kanye West’s ego?
• Why does it have to be Kanye West?
• I just figured it was the best example of a 10
• What is it?
• Like 7/10
• What is yours?
• *no response*

46. • Volunteer
• Will engage your Metaphoric, Ingenious,
and Sentimentary levels to gauge your
xDSL Characteristic™
X is for xDSL Characteristic™

49. • You are a m/SDSL !

50. What does this mean??
• Radius: 5.5 miles (8.9 km)
• Symmetrical
• Capacity: 2
• Number of TwistedPairs®: 2

52. Y is for Yield
• Containers with liquid inside
• Extraction rates
• Displacement rates
• Airtight containers
• Containers sealed under pressure
• Containers left outside

53. Containers w/ quick extraction rates vs.
containers w/ unquick extraction rates

54. Z is for Zones
Some Zones:
• Humboldt Park (22-47)
• West Town (1-19)
• Lincoln Square (20-29)
• Stony Island (30-39)
• Lake View (40-49)
• South Lands (50 -59)
• Vacation City ‘13 (0-99)
• Town of Las Talkas (70-99)