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All I Ever Needed To
Know, I Learned At
Ignite Fort Collins
A Karaoke Presentation
Slides By Nick Armstrong
Presentation By Kevin Buecher



Kevin Buecher
@KevinBuecher
100+ Cities.
          20 Slides.
     15 Seconds Per Slide.

           5 Minutes to
         Share Your Story.
Kevin has no idea what these slides will contain.
 There could very well be hairy naked people.
Hello. I am a
       corporate tool.
       Can I talk about
        my business?


       NO.
GTFO
I would like to
                 share my passion
                for cannibalism.



C a fo

   Dum
       alis
   nnib r
        mie
            m

            s
                 OK!
Can I talk about my
       obscene hobbies that
       I’m passionate about?



            NO.
             Show me later.
             But for now,



GTFO
What’s it like?

Speaking here is hard work.
     But it’s also fun.

Kind of like sneaking into
work wearing nothing but
    your underwear.
Ignite is for inspiring and exciting.




                 <
Oil executives
                         Ride a bike.
 are thieves.
Ignite is for making people think.




                        <
Corporations want you
  penniless, fat and        Shop locally.
    mostly dead.
Ignite is for sharing your wisdom.
   Snowboarders
give me the willies.




       If you’re afraid of something,
          eat one. They become
              much less scary.
Ignite is for expanding your horizons.

        Wait, I thought
         we were still
        eating things...


        (whew!)
Ignite is for not holding back.
                                 What the hell
    You gotta try this.          are you doing?
   The dude who made
these slides is totally right.
Ignite is for meeting new people.
                                      Shut up!
                   I’m playing along so our slide doesn’t get cut!
 Why are you
so happy? You’re
  antisocial.
and             Look, I’m
              scaling the web!
having            Get it?!?
 fun


   I hope
  you fall.
Ignite is for taking risks.



I wonder where
 this door goes?
And getting lost.




Where the
hell am I?
And figuring out...




             Figuring out what?
         Crap, c’mon slides, change!
That being unique means
people want to hear your story.

                          Oooh...
So get up here
   with us.

        Hey. You!
        Yeah, you.
   I’m not sure where
        I’m going.
     But, uh... look, if
      anybody asks
      Just tell ‘em...
I’m A Big   Damn   Hero
Thank You.

A Karaoke Presentation
Slides By Nick Armstrong
Presentation By Kevin Buecher



Kevin Buecher
@KevinBuecher

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  • 1. All I Ever Needed To Know, I Learned At Ignite Fort Collins A Karaoke Presentation Slides By Nick Armstrong Presentation By Kevin Buecher Kevin Buecher @KevinBuecher
  • 2. 100+ Cities. 20 Slides. 15 Seconds Per Slide. 5 Minutes to Share Your Story. Kevin has no idea what these slides will contain. There could very well be hairy naked people.
  • 3. Hello. I am a corporate tool. Can I talk about my business? NO. GTFO
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  • 5. Can I talk about my obscene hobbies that I’m passionate about? NO. Show me later. But for now, GTFO
  • 6. What’s it like? Speaking here is hard work. But it’s also fun. Kind of like sneaking into work wearing nothing but your underwear.
  • 7. Ignite is for inspiring and exciting. < Oil executives Ride a bike. are thieves.
  • 8. Ignite is for making people think. < Corporations want you penniless, fat and Shop locally. mostly dead.
  • 9. Ignite is for sharing your wisdom. Snowboarders give me the willies. If you’re afraid of something, eat one. They become much less scary.
  • 10. Ignite is for expanding your horizons. Wait, I thought we were still eating things... (whew!)
  • 11. Ignite is for not holding back. What the hell You gotta try this. are you doing? The dude who made these slides is totally right.
  • 12. Ignite is for meeting new people. Shut up! I’m playing along so our slide doesn’t get cut! Why are you so happy? You’re antisocial.
  • 13. and Look, I’m scaling the web! having Get it?!? fun I hope you fall.
  • 14. Ignite is for taking risks. I wonder where this door goes?
  • 15. And getting lost. Where the hell am I?
  • 16. And figuring out... Figuring out what? Crap, c’mon slides, change!
  • 17. That being unique means people want to hear your story. Oooh...
  • 18. So get up here with us. Hey. You! Yeah, you. I’m not sure where I’m going. But, uh... look, if anybody asks Just tell ‘em...
  • 19. I’m A Big Damn Hero
  • 20. Thank You. A Karaoke Presentation Slides By Nick Armstrong Presentation By Kevin Buecher Kevin Buecher @KevinBuecher