A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: “Wife wanted”. Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
Fellow toastmaster, honorable guests
One of the biggest decision a man makes in life is marriage and making the wrong one could cost him a lot starting form a long agonizing existence, heart attacks, strokes, high blood pressure and caner to an eternity in hell for all the evil words and actions he was forced to do while being miserably married! So, it is a lose-lose situation, not good!!!
So, to avoid cursed life, I have pinpointed the major 9 types of wives and ask every man, who has still not made either t the best decision or worst decision to listen carefully, as for the ones who made it! Sorry, you out of luck, you made your decision, now live with and may God have mercy on your soul and mind!
*_TYPES OF WIVES_*
1. *BOXING WIVES*
She is the type of wife’s that fight with her husbands deliberately just to provoke him to anger... This kind of woman is ready to fight with the husband mostly in the public area to create a scene.
2. *HEADMASTER WIVES*
These are the wives that are well paid in either their career or business but they disrespect and put their husband down because they have the financial edge over their husbands...
3. *POLICE WIFE*
This type is very common. These are the wives that inspect or police their husbands everywhere they go... When the husband goes to the bathroom they pick up his phone to quickly check his messages... If the husband makes a call they hide behind the door to listen to every conversation...If the husband goes out they make sure he is followed and has friends that keep an extra eye on the husband activities.
4. *DICTIONARY WIFE*
These are the wives that dont listen to the advise of their husband but rather they prefer to listen to their mother or sister or friendd... Whenever their husband says something, they quickly go to verify from either the mother, sister, friend e.t.c like a dictionary to know if she should go ahead with what their husband instructed or not.
Never listens! “My Mother said…”Circle of Evil Dictionary
5. *PARTY WIVES*
They prefer to buy every available *Makeup* and shoe and bag to attend any available party even though her family does not have the financial muscle to entertain such expenses... They are readily available at every party and thereby neglecting their children, husband and home...
Makeup Addicts/Shopaholics/Social Bugs/What family?
6. *PAMPERED WIVES*
Also known as daddy's little girl... They call and report their husband to their father at any slight argument or conversation...The rich ones are highly dangerous especially when the husband is working directly for the father...
7. *DUSTBIN WIVES*
The name might sound harsh but they exist...These wives leave the home unkept and dirty and you only see them rushing to clean the house only when they have a visitor at the door...There are several occasions were some husbands get home after a days work only to find the house upside down and dirty...
8. *GOD FEARING WIVES*
They are caring and loving. Provides emotional needs and creates extra time for family. Guides home spiritually, Very responsible and treats husband and family with respect.
9. *FACEBOOK WIVES*
They are always on the internet, instagram, posting pictures with twisted legs, chatting and even forget to do basic shores because they want to know what is happening on FB.
