The document is a PowerPoint presentation explaining why the author hates their best friend's boyfriend. In 3 sentences: The presentation lists reasons why, including that the boyfriend is an asshole, makes the author's friend sad with lies, and is a rapist. A graph shows the author finds the boyfriend less important than Justin Bieber. The conclusion calls for the boyfriend to leave and stop being a bad influence through illegal acts, pressuring girls, and generally being retarded.

1. Why I hate my best friend’s
Boyfriend.
A power Point presentation.

2. Don’t take this the wrong, I’m sure deep down
under all the asshole, you might be a remotely
decent human being, maybe. But right now, you
let your dickness flow freely down your river of
life, and I’m here to show the world why I hate
your pedoguts.

3. The simple basics, because you’re
too simple to understand.
1. You’re an asshole
• This makes Jesus cry.
2. You make my friend sad with
your peado lies.
• Not cool bro
3. You’re a rapist.
• I’m pretty sure that’s illegal.

4. A graph so you understand better.
Reasons why I hate you :
You're an asshole
You make my friend cry
tears of anger and stuff
You're the original
pedobear
You have a lisp
You're the spawn of the
devil

5. Things I give a shit
about You
justin
bieber
• Note how I find you less Brussel
important that Justin
Sprouts
Bieber.
Turnips
Animals
Clothes
Money
Food

6. What’s happening. 
You My friend

7. What must happen or I’ll kill you. 
You My friend

8. You are a bad influence
because:
• You do illegal things.
• You ‘get drunk until you pass out’
• Played tonsil tennis with your best friends
girlfriend.
• Raped two girls.
• Are retarded.
• Want sex so you’ll pressure girls into touching
your little willy. 

9. • Your existence makes babies cry.
• My friend is to sexy
• Off is the general direction in which I wish you
would fuck.
To here, preferably.