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1. THE RETARDED MAZE
Featuring Mario, Sonic, and much more…!!!!!

2. THE RETARDED
MAZE
SUICIDE how 2 dye

3. Game over 
rawr
(if you dare to retry, click here)

4. ____
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QUE
HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!

5. ____
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!QUE
HORRIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NO!!!

7. DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!
(click and game over)
LEVEL 1: Escape
START!
DEATH!!!

8. Good
job!
(Level
2)

9. Sucka-
punch
WTF!
??!

10. FAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Click to restart Level 1

11. LEVEL 1
DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!
(click and game over)
LEvEL 2:
Sentinel
START!
DEATH!!!

14. WTF!
??!

15. Mediocrity
Watch
out!

16. Mediocrity
Lv. 3
Watch
out!

17. LEVEL 1
DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!
(click and game over)
Level 3…
Artillery
START!
DEATH!!!

18. THINK THINK THINK THINK
FAST! FAST! FAST! FAST!

19. THINK THINK THINK THINK
FAST! FAST! FAST! FAST!

20. Wow!
Nice !
Lv. 4
next
THINK THINK THINK
FAST! FAST! FAST!

21. Wow!
Nice !
Lv. 4
next
THINK THINK THINK
FAST! FAST! FAST!

22. THINK FAST!!!!
THINK THINK THINK
FAST! FAST! FAST!

23. LEVEL 1
DON’T RIGHT-CLICK!!!
(click and game over)
Level 4! YEAH
Labyrinth
START!
DEATH!!!

29. “Find the invisible key”
-Abdullah Al-sur Mah-Jong III, a.k.a. “Death Token”

30. “Key not in maze. Key in YOU”
-That Mr. Miyaji guy

31. “WTF?!!!”
-Abdullah Al-sur Mah-Jong III, a.k.a. “Death Token”

33. Lv. 5

34. Lv. 5

35. Lv. 5
BOSS

36. Dr. Dre’s
Robotnik’s
PowerPoint
HQ!
Clik 2 b-gin

37. Clik 2 b-gin

40. Find the missing key!

41. Find the missing key!
Please end the show,
go to “Slide Show”,
and restart from slide
35.

42. Find the missing key!

43. Find the missing key!

45. Dr. Eggman: HOLD IT
RIGHT THERE!

49. Dr. Eggman: …Sorry- my font was much
different than expected.

50. Dr. Eggman: You can blame my pathetic
makers and the pathetic creator of this
wretched game for that.

51. Dr. Eggman: Don’t you hate when some
random idiots come into your system and
f*** up your work?

52. Dr. Eggman: That’s happened to me about
five million times.

53. Dr. Eggman: Like when that blue
porcupine-looking thing spilled that can of
Sprite on my beloved machine I’d worked
so hard to create for so many years…

54. Dr. Eggman: (cries)

55. Dr. Eggman: …Alas! I cannot weep. Any
form of liquid on-screen will screw up this
file. The creator paid me a billion dollars
and a donkey for me to follow along with
his plan.

56. Dr. Eggman: And now! I, Dr. Robotnik,
shall battle you, the stupid mouse cursor, in
a duel to the DEATH!!

74. THINK
FAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

79. BOMB

80. IWILLHAVEMYREVENG
E

82. Martin: Derek!!! You made my picture
all weird!

83. Technical Martin:
error

84. Martin: Much better.

85. Martin: You looked at me funny! Let’s
battle!!!

86. Martin used Psybeam!

87. Martin: How can this be?!?!!?!!!?!

88. Garrett: Hey,
whassup, my Asian?

89. Garrett
doesn’t
even
deserve
a picture

90. Garrett
doesn’t
even
deserve
a picture
Martin:
ARGH!! Go
away,
Garrett!

91. Garrett
doesn’t
even
deserve
a picture

92. Garrett
Garrett: Now,
doesn’t
Cursor, prepare to
even
taste my TRUE
deserve
power%!!
a picture

93. Garrett
doesn’t
even
deserve
a picture

94. 10 Seconds to Escape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

95. U LOOZE!

96. 5 Seconds!
Go! Go!!
Go?

97. U LOOZE!

98. 4 Seconds!

99. 2 Seconds!

100. U LOOZE!

101. 2 Seconds!

102. U LOOZE!

103. 4 Seconds!

104. U LOOZE!

105. 8 Seconds!

106. U LOOZE!

108. U LOOZE!

109. Me so Garrett
Garrett
doesn’t
even
deserve 3 Seconds!
a picture
Key

110. U LOOZE!

111. Almost there…
Garrett
doesn’t
even
deserve 3 Seconds!
a picture
Key

112. U LOOZE!

113. Ain’t that sexy 
Garrett
doesn’t
even
deserve
a picture
Oh yeah

114. U LOOZE!

115. Ain’t that sexy 
Garrett
doesn’t
even
deserve
a picture
Oh yeah

116. Who iz
faggoter????????????
5 Seconds!
Garrett Sandris
Faggalicious

117. U LOOZE!

118. Who iz
faggoter????????????
Garrett Sandris
Faggalicious

119. The answer 42 42 42 42 42 42 42 42
42
42
is 42
42 42
42
42
42
(hot dawg) 42
42 42
42
42
42 42 42
42
42 42 42
42 42
42
42
42 42
42
42 42
42
42
42
42 41 41 42 四十- 42 42 42 42 42 42 42
42 Seconds!
42

120. U LOOZE!

121. 42
IS THE ANSWER
2 LIFE???
42

122. PART II COMPLETE
PART COMPLETE
TO BE CONTINUED…
TO BE CONTINUED…
Maze Made By: The Maniacal, Somewhat Retarded Clown (formerly Sir Cryo)
Maze Made By: The Maniacal, Somewhat Retarded Clown (formerly Sir Cryo)
Inspiration: Sir Ipodnerd, Murf
Inspiration: Sir Ipodnerd, Murf
Other Characters: Martin Kang, Garrett Whats-his-face
Other Characters: Martin Kang, Garrett Whats-his-face
Special Thanks: You, The Player
Special Thanks: You, The Player

123. Dr. Eggman: HA! Now prepare to be
ROBOTISIZED!
Quick! Click here to restart before he gives
you a game over!