The document provides advice on success from Guru G, recommending businesses incentivize customer loyalty, adapt products for easy use across departments, strategize how to jointly achieve long-term goals, transform markets through plug-and-play solutions, reduce friction between interfaces, envision technological synergies of the future, empower users through open platforms, and celebrate Venky's birthday.

1. Guru G’s Keys
to Success
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2. incentivize sticky deliverables

3. morph vertical action-items

4. strategize visionary convergence

5. transform plug-and-play markets

6. syndicate frictionless interfaces

7. visualize next-generation synergies

8. Still Not Working???

9. enable open-source experiences

10. So I ran away home… but A
Base, midnight – bring it on
B*****s
Happy Birthday Venky!