Presentation given at Children England's Virtually Ready conference, 24 January 2013. **CREDITS** This presentation is remixed and adapted from “What the F**K is Social Media” by Martha Kagan of espresso.com under Creative Commons Licence Attribution-Non-Commercial 2.5, and added to with nuggets of our own received wisdom (yes, really). Thanks also to Idealware.org for their excellent Social Media Decision Guide which informs some of the slides on which social media to use. All images are from iStockphoto.com unless otherwise acknowledged. http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-nc/2.5/