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Life’s Journey Through the Absurd
Told With Sophistication
And Wise-Ass Humor
Lessons My Father Taught Me
BACK TO THE FUTURE
“NO I Haven’t Changed a Bit
In FIFTY Years!”
The Importance of Friendship
BOLD ENDEAVORS
“This Began My Career as a
Collector’s Item…
To Enroll My Daughters in
Dance – NOT Sports
CRIME & PUNISHMENT
To Recognize That “Fang”
Mode is Only Temporary!
HONESTY IS THE WORST POLICY
How To Be Tactful But Honest
HYPOCHONDRIACS OF THE WORLD UNITE
How To BE A Hypochondriac
= NOT GOOD
JUST BITCHING & MOANING
“The shortest
distance between
two points is a
straight line”
Men & Women Are VERY Different
LORD OF THE ZINGS
The Meaning of Respect
EAT YOUR HEART OUT
DONALD TRUMP
To Make Informed Decisions
RESTAURANT ROWS
To Appreciate The Wisdom
of Elders
To Have Integrity
To Do The Right Thing By Others
To Be Giving & Loving
How To EARN Respect
How To Love SO Deeply That
When Loved One Is Gone…
A Labor of Love
Actually, the word “labor” is the wrong word because it denotes something
painful – like childbirth! This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE
labor of love.
My name is Julie Weishaar, and I am one of two very lucky ladies who had
the most wonderful father, David Sahud – the author of “From Self-
Proclaimed Nerd, to Accomplished Executive, to Befuddled Snowbird“
Dad (“daddy” to me and my sister, Carole-Beth) wrote extremely
entertaining stories over the years and was always encouraged to get them
published because they were so enjoyed by those who read them. I did get
one of his stories published in an offline magazine many years ago
(Keeping up with Technology) but as life always got in the way, he never
did get around to publishing his stories. After he passed away on August 25,
2012, I spearheaded this project with our families joyful consent that this
would be a wonderful tribute to a wonderful man, while bringing
entertaining and engaging stories to the masses so that his talent would not
be wasted in a file folder where his stories lived. This book brings to life
what is essentially an auto-biographical account of my dad’s life – mixed
with tons of hyperbole as part of his creative genius.
Memories …
Surprise 80th BD Party For Dad
DavidSahud.com
Thank You Daddy! I MISS YOU!
DavidSahud.com

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Lessons My Father Taught Me

  • 1. Life’s Journey Through the Absurd Told With Sophistication And Wise-Ass Humor
  • 2. Lessons My Father Taught Me
  • 3. BACK TO THE FUTURE “NO I Haven’t Changed a Bit In FIFTY Years!”
  • 4. The Importance of Friendship
  • 5. BOLD ENDEAVORS “This Began My Career as a Collector’s Item…
  • 6. To Enroll My Daughters in Dance – NOT Sports
  • 8. To Recognize That “Fang” Mode is Only Temporary!
  • 9. HONESTY IS THE WORST POLICY
  • 10. How To Be Tactful But Honest
  • 11. HYPOCHONDRIACS OF THE WORLD UNITE
  • 12. How To BE A Hypochondriac = NOT GOOD
  • 13. JUST BITCHING & MOANING “The shortest distance between two points is a straight line”
  • 14. Men & Women Are VERY Different
  • 15. LORD OF THE ZINGS
  • 16. The Meaning of Respect
  • 17. EAT YOUR HEART OUT DONALD TRUMP
  • 18. To Make Informed Decisions
  • 20. To Appreciate The Wisdom of Elders
  • 21. To Have Integrity To Do The Right Thing By Others To Be Giving & Loving How To EARN Respect How To Love SO Deeply That When Loved One Is Gone…
  • 22. A Labor of Love Actually, the word “labor” is the wrong word because it denotes something painful – like childbirth! This project is anything but painful. It is a TRUE labor of love. My name is Julie Weishaar, and I am one of two very lucky ladies who had the most wonderful father, David Sahud – the author of “From Self- Proclaimed Nerd, to Accomplished Executive, to Befuddled Snowbird“ Dad (“daddy” to me and my sister, Carole-Beth) wrote extremely entertaining stories over the years and was always encouraged to get them published because they were so enjoyed by those who read them. I did get one of his stories published in an offline magazine many years ago (Keeping up with Technology) but as life always got in the way, he never did get around to publishing his stories. After he passed away on August 25, 2012, I spearheaded this project with our families joyful consent that this would be a wonderful tribute to a wonderful man, while bringing entertaining and engaging stories to the masses so that his talent would not be wasted in a file folder where his stories lived. This book brings to life what is essentially an auto-biographical account of my dad’s life – mixed with tons of hyperbole as part of his creative genius.
  • 24. Surprise 80th BD Party For Dad
  • 25.