Happy Valentine's Day, Juliette! Love, Erik

1. YOU
ARE
THE
BEST
GIRLFRIEND
EVER.
A Love Story

2. WITH
A
NAME
LIKE
Julie!e

3. WITH
A
NAME
LIKE
Julie!e
THERE
WAS
A
VERY
OBVIOUS
ROUTE
I
COULD
HAVE
TAKEN
WITH
THIS
STORY...

4. YOU,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
FAMED
SHAKESPEAREAN
MAIDEN,

5. YOU,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
FAMED
SHAKESPEAREAN
MAIDEN,
Juliet

6. YOU,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
FAMED
SHAKESPEAREAN
MAIDEN,
Juliette
Shakespeare was a ter"ble #eller

7. AND
I,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
HANDSOME,
IDEALISTIC,
SWASHBUCKLING...

8. AND
I,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
HANDSOME,
IDEALISTIC,
SWASHBUCKLING...
PASSIONATE,
HANDSOME,
LEONARDO
DICAPRIO-­‐Y...

9. AND
I,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
HANDSOME,
IDEALISTIC,
SWASHBUCKLING...
PASSIONATE,
HANDSOME,
LEONARDO
DICAPRIO-­‐Y...
O
h,
hey

10. AND
I,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
HANDSOME,
IDEALISTIC,
SWASHBUCKLING...
PASSIONATE,
HANDSOME,
LEONARDO
DICAPRIO-­‐Y...
SMOOTH-­‐TALKING,
FRIAR-­‐BEFRIENDING,
WICKED
HANDSOME

11. AND
I,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
HANDSOME,
IDEALISTIC,
SWASHBUCKLING...
PASSIONATE,
HANDSOME,
LEONARDO
DICAPRIO-­‐Y...
SMOOTH-­‐TALKING,
FRIAR-­‐BEFRIENDING,
WICKED
HANDSOME
R
Romeo

12. AND
I,
OF
COURSE,
WOULD
HAVE
BEEN
THE
HANDSOME,
IDEALISTIC,
SWASHBUCKLING...
PASSIONATE,
HANDSOME,
LEONARDO
DICAPRIO-­‐Y...
SMOOTH-­‐TALKING,
FRIAR-­‐BEFRIENDING,
WICKED
HANDSOME
R
E ik

13. BUT
APART
FROM
THE
WHOLE
HANDSOME
THING...

14. BUT
APART
FROM
THE
WHOLE
HANDSOME
THING...
OUR
STORY
WAS
QUITE
DIFFERENT
FROM
SHAKESPEARE’S

15. OUR
STORY
BEGAN
IN
Montreal

16. WHERE
WE
WERE
BOTH
STUDENTS
AT
MCGILL

17. YOU
WERE
THE
STUDIOUS
ECONOMICS
/
INT’L
DEVELOPMENT
STUDENT...

18. YOU
WERE
THE
STUDIOUS
ECONOMICS
/
INT’L
DEVELOPMENT
STUDENT...
WHO
WOULD
GO
ON
TO
GRADUATE
A
YEAR
EARLY

19. YOU
WERE
THE
STUDIOUS
ECONOMICS
/
INT’L
DEVELOPMENT
STUDENT...
WHO
WOULD
GO
ON
TO
GRADUATE
A
YEAR
EARLY
WITH
A
DOUBLE
MAJOR

20. YOU
WERE
THE
STUDIOUS
ECONOMICS
/
INT’L
DEVELOPMENT
STUDENT...
!!!
D
ER
N
WHO
WOULD
GO
ON
TO
GRADUATE
A
YEAR
EARLY
WITH
A
DOUBLE
MAJOR

21. I
WAS
THE
ARTS
“STUDENT”
WHO
RARELY
STUDIED

22. I
WAS
THE
ARTS
“STUDENT”
WHO
RARELY
STUDIED
OR,
YA
KNOW,
WENT
TO
CLASS

23. I
WAS
THE
ARTS
“STUDENT”
WHO
RARELY
STUDIED
OR,
YA
KNOW,
WENT
TO
CLASS
(TO
BE
FAIR,
I
WAS
OFTEN
QUITE
BUSY...

24. I
WAS
THE
ARTS
“STUDENT”
WHO
RARELY
STUDIED
OR,
YA
KNOW,
WENT
TO
CLASS
(TO
BE
FAIR,
I
WAS
OFTEN
QUITE
BUSY...
DRINKING)

25. BUT
FOR
SOME
REASON,
YOU
LIKED
ME

26. BUT
FOR
SOME
REASON,
YOU
LIKED
ME
AND
I’M
STILL
TRYING
TO
FIGURE
OUT
WHY

27. MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...

28. MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
ON
OUR
FIRST
DATE
I
ORDERED
US
A
PITCHER
OF
MOLSON

29. THE
MOST
Romantic
OF
BEERS

30. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...

31. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
I
TOOK
YOU
TO
THAT
BON
JOVI
CONCERT

32. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
I
TOOK
YOU
TO
THAT
BON
JOVI
CONCERT
dude,
hey
k off
bac

33. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...

34. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
I’D
ALWAYS
WEAR
MY
BOBBY
ORR
JERSEY
WHEN
THE
HABS
PLAYED
THE
BRUINS

35. (MOSTLY
JUST
TO
PISS
OFF
HABS
FANS)

36. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...

37. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
I
HAD
THAT
JOB
AT
THAT
IRISH
PUB

38. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
I
HAD
THAT
JOB
AT
THAT
IRISH
PUB
AND
I
WORKED
EVERY
FRIDAY
&
SATURDAY
NIGHT

39. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
I
HAD
THAT
JOB
AT
THAT
IRISH
PUB
AND
I
WORKED
EVERY
FRIDAY
&
SATURDAY
NIGHT
UNTIL
5
or
6
IN
THE
MORNING

40. OR
MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
I
HAD
THAT
JOB
AT
THAT
IRISH
PUB
AND
I
WORKED
EVERY
FRIDAY
&
SATURDAY
NIGHT
UNTIL
5
or
6
IN
THE
MORNING
AND
YOU’D
LET
ME
CRASH
IN
YOUR
DORM
ROOM
AFTER
WORK

41. (I’M
GUESSING
IT
WASN’T
THAT
ONE)

42. MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...

43. MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
OK,
I
THINK
I
GOT
IT...

44. MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
OK,
I
THINK
I
GOT
IT...
YOU
ARE
ACTUALLY
A
CLOSET
KLEPTOMANIAC

45. MAYBE
IT
WAS
BECAUSE...
OK,
I
THINK
I
GOT
IT...
YOU
ARE
ACTUALLY
A
CLOSET
KLEPTOMANIAC
‘CAUSE
YOU’D
ALWAYS
STEAL
ME
SANDWICHES
FROM
YOUR
DORM’S
CAFETERIA

46. I
WOULDN’T
EVEN
ASK
YOU
FOR
SANDWICHES.
YOU’D
JUST
GO
AND
STEAL
THEM...

47. I
WOULDN’T
EVEN
ASK
YOU
FOR
SANDWICHES.
YOU’D
JUST
GO
AND
STEAL
THEM...
FEEDING
ME
WAS
JUST
AN
EXCUSE
FOR
FEEDING
YOUR
STEALING
HABIT...

48. I
WOULDN’T
EVEN
ASK
YOU
FOR
SANDWICHES.
YOU’D
JUST
GO
AND
STEAL
THEM...
FEEDING
ME
WAS
JUST
AN
EXCUSE
FOR
FEEDING
YOUR
STEALING
HABIT...
IT
ALL
MAKES
SO
MUCH
SENSE
NOW.

49. ANYWAYS,
WHATEVER
THE
REASON
WAS,
I’M
VERY
GLAD
YOU
CHOSE
ME

50. ANYWAYS,
WHATEVER
THE
REASON
WAS,
I’M
VERY
GLAD
YOU
CHOSE
ME
(AND
NOT
SOME
STUPID
CANADIENS
FAN)

51. ANYWAYS,
WHATEVER
THE
REASON
WAS,
I’M
VERY
GLAD
YOU
CHOSE
ME
(AND
NOT
SOME
STUPID
CANADIENS
FAN)
(OR
SOME
DOUCHEY
RICH
KID)

52. ANYWAYS,
WHATEVER
THE
REASON
WAS,
I’M
VERY
GLAD
YOU
CHOSE
ME
(AND
NOT
SOME
STUPID
CANADIENS
FAN)
(OR
SOME
DOUCHEY
RICH
KID)
(OR
SOME
ARSEHOLE
WHO
COULDN’T
SING
AND
PLAY
MUSIC)

53. ANYWAYS,
WHATEVER
THE
REASON
WAS,
I’M
VERY
GLAD
YOU
CHOSE
ME
(AND
NOT
SOME
STUPID
CANADIENS
FAN)
(OR
SOME
DOUCHEY
RICH
KID)
(OR
SOME
ARSEHOLE
WHO
COULDN’T
SING
AND
PLAY
MUSIC)
AND
WITH
THAT
TOUCHING
SENTIMENT,
I’D
NOW
LIKE
TO
SAY...

54. Ha%y
Valentine’s Day

55. YOU
ARE
THE
BEST
GIRLFRIEND
EVER.

56. Love, E"k

57. Love, E"k
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