According to Stephen Hawking, all you need is a wormhole, the Large Hadron Collider or a rocket that goes really, really fast.
Hannah has none of those things. But she has spent more time than is probably healthy on the internet and was once described as having an overactive imagination. Armed with only her GCSE in physics she’ll teach you how to build a time machine, and explore other ways to create content which resonates.
25. Hey Hannah!
We made this thinger, and we all think it’s great!
We’ve gone to 200 journalists, but no one’s picked
it up, and we’ve seen no social shares either.
Any idea where we’re going wrong?
36. @hannah_bo_banna
when people tell me
their piece isn’t working,
& I take a look,
I typically feel one
(or more)
of these things
this is shallow, or this is
patronising
if I shared this it would say
nothing good about me
I don’t think this shows what
you’re claiming it shows
there’s nothing I can identify
with here
there’s nothing new or
different here
I’m confused – I don’t get it
this isn’t something I care
about
this isn’t something I’ve ever
wondered
you’ve promised me
something but haven’t
delivered
cool, but so what?
44. @hannah_bo_banna
*not*
these things
this is shallow, or this is
patronising
if I shared this it would say
nothing good about me
I don’t think this shows what
you’re claiming it shows
there’s nothing I can identify
with here
there’s nothing new or
different here
I’m confused – I don’t get it
this isn’t something I care
about
this isn’t something I’ve ever
wondered
you’ve promised me
something but haven’t
delivered
cool, but so what?
147. @hannah_bo_banna
in my experience,
quizzes or games that allow people
to find out something about themselves
in a reasonably legitimate way
have a better chance of success
148. @hannah_bo_banna
but it’s worth noting that even quizzes & games
which are widely played & shared
don’t always get much coverage
184. @hannah_bo_banna
*not*
these things
this is shallow, or this is
patronising
if I shared this it would say
nothing good about me
I don’t think this shows what
you’re claiming it shows
there’s nothing I can identify
with here
there’s nothing new or
different here
I’m confused – I don’t get it
this isn’t something I care
about
this isn’t something I’ve ever
wondered
you’ve promised me
something but haven’t
delivered
cool, but so what?
186. @hannah_bo_banna
does this content make
people feel any of these
things?
this is shallow, or this is
patronising
if I shared this it would say
nothing good about me
I don’t think this shows what
you’re claiming it shows
there’s nothing I can identify
with here
there’s nothing new or
different here
I’m confused – I don’t get it
this isn’t something I care
about
this isn’t something I’ve ever
wondered
you’ve promised me
something but haven’t
delivered
cool, but so what?
194. @hannah_bo_banna
Hannah Smith
Head of Creative
Verve Search
send questions and/or pictures of cats to: hannah@vervesearch.com
tweet things @hannah_bo_banna
195. Big love to the team at Verve who helped me put this together.
Images:
delorean: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeLorean_time_machine
rat: http://banksy.co.uk
nobody likes me: http://www.iheartthestreetart.com/street-2/#lightbox[group-26481]/39/
phone lovers: http://banksy.co.uk
wormhole: http://www.popsci.com/article/technology/will-wormhole-travel-ever-be-possible
large hadron collider: http://thecomeback.com/tech/weasel-temporarily-shuts-down-the-large-hadron-collider.html
rocket: https://pixabay.com/p-67643/?no_redirect
danbo - https://www.flickr.com/photos/nomadic_lass/6889892777/in/set-72157629144987013
unicorn - http://queenofheartsonthesleeve.tumblr.com/post/58736423727/ok-not-much-but-here-it-is-3
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