This document contains short quotes or sayings about various topics such as birthdays, mistakes, friends, happiness, and life. The quotes are grouped under the names of different cactus species.

1. Parodia spaniosa

2. Living on Earth is expensive, but it does
include a free trip around the sun every year.
Lobivia tiegeliana

3. How long a minute is, depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.
Echinocereus pectinatus

4. Birthdays are good for you; the more you have,
the longer you live.
Rebutia poecilantha

5. Happiness comes through doors you didn't even
know you left open.
Astrophytum super kabuto

6. Ever notice that the people who are late are often much
jollier than the people who have to wait for them?
Cochemiea poselgeri

7. Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.
Discocactus horstii

8. If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?
Matucana krahnii

9. You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.
Escobaria wissmannii

10. Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.
Oroya peruviana

11. Don't cry because it's over; smile
because it happened
Echinocereus
klapperi

12. We could learn a lot from
crayons: some are sharp, some
are pretty, some are dull, some
have weird names, and all are
different colors...but they all
exist very nicely in the same
box.
Astrophytum coahuilense

13. A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the
scenery on a detour.
Echinocereus reichenbachii

14. Have an awesome day, and know that
someone who thinks you're great has
thought about you today!..
Escobaria minima

15. "And that person was me."
Discocactus
pugionacanthus

16. Working for God on earth does not pay much, but
His Retirement plan is out of this world.
Rebutia pallida

17. Please don't keep this message to yourself.....send
it to those who mean so much to you....
Neowerdermannia vorwerkii

18. Keep a SMILE on your face and a SONG in your
heart!
A smile, is a sign of joy.
A hug, is a sign of love.
A laugh, is a sign of happiness.
And a friend like me?, Well
that's just a sign of good
taste!!
We'll be friends until I am
senile.
Then we'll be new friends.
Oroya peruviana

19. Lobivia peclardiana
Esteban, March 2012
Music: Something